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COMMENTS:
Voted : I do drugs WITH Jesus, He's my glue-sniffin buddy!
I get mine direct from the source! After all, Isn't God the most high!
What (drugs) would Jesus do??
Voted : drugs
Lessee... they both help you escape from reality; both can lead to spiritual experiences; both can be forced on you via peer pressure; both can be useful tools in behavior modification; both can make you crazy. Except there's only one Jesus. Use of psychoactive mushrooms predates use of Jesus by about 50,000 years. There are thousands of plant sources for psychoactive substances, and through the miracle of modern technology and chemistry there are now thousands more. I don't see JESUS accessible in pill form, do you? If he was so great he'd be encapsulated and available for me to 'Ask my doctor about'®. Take 2 daily for salvation. Side effects may include speaking in tongues, vomiting up of demon spirits, running for political office, and in rare cases, Judaism. Note: If symptoms of Judaism persist for more than 3 days, ask your doctor about new anti-Semitic pills®.
Voted : I do drugs WITH Jesus, He's my glue-sniffin buddy!
:)
:D
Voted : drugs
- puts things in perspective, since religion is about inducing the body to release feel-good brain chemicals..nothing more!
Nuther good classification of brain-drugs is ENDORPHINS,
the sex feel-good chemical!
Try beating that post-orgasmic euphoria, as a drug..heh heh heh.
What drugs would Jesus do?
Whatever the hell he felt like doing!
Depends of what was available in his time.
No PCP or crystalMeth,of course,
but he had available to him alcohol, opium and hashish,
without any DEA hangups to protect the alcohol industry.
Voted : drugs
Sorry, just not down with the whole Christian thing.
Voted : Neither one, I prefer a Natural high!
Here are some Natural highs:
Love
Hugs
Closeness
Kissing
Cuddling
Sex
Music
Good food
Compliments,
Praise
Nice surprises
Playing
Games
Fun
A good book
Exceptional
entertainment
Holidays
Fireworks
New Car
Trips,
Vacation
Nature
and much more!
Voted : drugs
"I have a new god now!" Christian Campbell's character to Jesus in "Reefer Madness: The Musical..."
Voted : drugs
God is a Sansevieria...
REPENT NOW, SILLY HUMANS!
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