MEN ONLY! SAY YOU MEET A HOT CHICK...

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MEN ONLY! SAY YOU MEET A HOT CHICK...


[+] joke ballot by socal_sweetie
ACTIVE Thu May 24, 07 - Fri May 23, 08

at a bar one night and she buys you drinks and takes you out to the parking lot and you're both drunk and making out and in the heat of the moment you reach up her skirt to find a flacid tucked penis and a pair of hairy balls! What do you do???

Do "IT" anyway in the other hole!
Beat it with a crowbar!
Show it your matching thong!
Run to the nearest bathroom and wash your mouth out with soap!
Make them perform oral on you!
Sorry, I know better.
Punch Ann Coulter in the face
Get really annoyed!
vomit, then run away screaming like a little girl.
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COMMENTS:
Voted : Run to the nearest bathroom and wash your mouth out with soap!
LOL.. go watch crying game 003
by LCD on Thu May 24, 07 10:20am [+]

Voted : Run to the nearest bathroom and wash your mouth out with soap!
I'm not homophobic so don't' even go there, but I feel he should tell me , because if I knew I wouldn't kiss him, it's being dishonest, just as it would be dishonest if I were an adult... to be told by a girl that she is 18 when she's not or.... not married when she was.

I think the same should apply, don't say you are a woman if you aren't.

by larrynelmira on Thu May 24, 07 10:27am [+]

Beat the living shit out of him for the deceit, then feel deeply ashamed for allowing myself to get so pissed that I didn't notice his chunky wrists & adam's apple, lol!
by ramaDUNG on Thu May 24, 07 10:29am [+]

^ I should have noticed the adams apple. But remember, I'm drunk in this scenario
by larrynelmira on Thu May 24, 07 10:47am [+]

LOL i know you're not larry, neither am i, i don't even put trannys and gays in the same category, they're from a different planet alltogether in my book, anyway's it's just a joke ballot and i'm finding Rama's comment really funny005
by socal_sweetie on Thu May 24, 07 11:16am [+]

Voted : Get really annoyed!
How the hell is it meant to f**k me with a *flacid* penis?!

Get hard then come back to me, godammit!
by kingAlfredTheGreat on Thu May 24, 07 1:04pm [+]

I'd say, "Dammit AlfredTheGreat, you fooled me again!"
by elvislennon on Thu May 24, 07 1:05pm [+]

What I find really disturbing about this is if that things balls weren't sticking out (thus alerting me to its little secret), I would be liable to have a crack at a bird like that, whether drunk or not!
by kingAlfredTheGreat on Thu May 24, 07 1:06pm [+]

I'd be disgusted and become a trappist monk.
by seamus on Thu May 24, 07 2:31pm [+]

LOL you guys are so funny! Good to see you again Seamus006
by socal_sweetie on Thu May 24, 07 2:34pm [+]

"What I find really disturbing about this is if that things balls weren't sticking out (thus alerting me to its little secret), I would be liable to have a crack at a bird like that, whether drunk or not!"

don't let that discourage you, who knows, it may not be a ballsack, it could be :

a real bad hemmoriods,
a really badly infected labia filled with pus,
or a cancerous pollop that's been ignored because a poor thai prostitute can't afford healthcare.

just don't look down 082
by LCD on Thu May 24, 07 2:37pm [+]

Heya Socal ;)
by seamus on Thu May 24, 07 2:50pm [+]

Voted : Run to the nearest bathroom and wash your mouth out with soap!
I'm now scarred for life...redface
by Truthseeker013 on Thu May 24, 07 2:55pm [+]

Haha, that would be *so much* better ha LCD? 005005
by socal_sweetie on Thu May 24, 07 3:01pm [+]

Voted : Get really annoyed!
get really annoyed and probably punch him. why? cuz any guy that still had a flacid dick after getting felt up by me, would deserve a good beating. the other reason is i cannot stand guys that look like, act like or dress like women. disgusting.
by Kev24 on Thu May 24, 07 4:00pm [+]

the other reason is i cannot stand guys that look like, act like or dress like women. disgusting.
by Kev24 on Thu May 24, 07 7:00pm


^ sorry lcd. you're the exception to that rule. lol! 058
by Kev24 on Thu May 24, 07 4:01pm [+]

yeah if you saw me in a full sequined gown, it might just turn you straight! 003
by LCD on Thu May 24, 07 5:19pm [+]

^ *That* image I did *not* need...073
by Truthseeker013 on Thu May 24, 07 5:22pm [+]

*gasp* LOL005005I can just see you now LCD005104
by socal_sweetie on Thu May 24, 07 6:08pm [+]

lol! lcd's "change therapy" program. you could open up a camp so gay people who want to go str8 can come and in one quick shot, you can turn em' MAG_roygbiv
by Kev24 on Fri May 25, 07 6:10am [+]

Nah, would never happen to me... I am totally turned off by male femmes... I'm not cruel or mean to them and they're often a hoot to chat with!
by MO_ on Sat May 26, 07 11:27am [+]

I love this ballot, i laugh everytime i come here005
by socal_sweetie on Fri Jun 01, 07 11:20am [+]






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