MEN. WHAT'S THE LAMEST REASON YOU EVER HAD FOR PUTTING OUT?

user ballots

prediction :

MEN. WHAT'S THE LAMEST REASON YOU EVER HAD FOR PUTTING OUT?


[+] ballot by RobinGaylord
ACTIVE Tue May 29, 07 - Sun Feb 21, 10

Most men have regretted at least one sexual encounter in their life. Just give us the reason you had sex with her.

By the way this is a sister ballot to # 115240

I have a penis and she had a heart beat.
I thought she loved me!!!!
Cos i like the taste of pissflaps
Cos she promised me my bus fare home
Cos she promised me top grades on m exams
Because sex with holes feels good
Her arse was too hairy
Because my sister said no
Your mum gives good head
Finger
lickin'
Good
*sniff sniff*
Boobs have nipples
This one time at band camp
He told me he would rape my dog so i had to
Pork chop sandwiches!
Get in the fridge and smell the cheese
The cone was checked, armed and ready
108 degrees south, locked and ready for fire ....
But Jack said he loves Kate!
I wanted to see what colour my jizz was
Tiz Waz
Hocus Pocus Great Balls of cum
the knee bones connected to the ... thigh bone
RAPE TIME!!!
So the vicar said ... "never on a Tuesday"
(canned laughter)
Sardines talk words of wisdom when the moon doth glow
bukkaked her right in the face
Im a mutha fuckin P.I.M.P.
Dat bitch was like "noo waayy" so i slapped dat ho and stuck my pecker in her ear
Because i got high, because i got highhh
I put out the trash on Tuesdays - pay council tax you ramjakis
09063 02 12 22 - pimps n hoes
Och aye
smeegol told me to
and you arse was red and tender like a piece of steak


Ballot #115241 : SEE RESULTS

Comment:

show your vote with comment?

v 2.0 © BESTANDWORST.COM
smile bank:










COMMENTS:
Really, the only reason I've ever had for putting out was a spiritual attraction. Does that make me even stranger than I already am?
by Truthseeker013 on Tue May 29, 07 9:34am [+]






About Us | Join Us | Privacy Policy | Contact
© 2002-2008 BestAndWorst.com All Rights Reserved