worst : SIGNS YOU'RE OVER-MEDICATED? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Tue May 29, 07 - Sun Feb 21, 10 What are some of the signs that you might be over-medicated? The giant duck won't stop laughing at the way your shoes are melting You've had to purchase a drool guard You spend all day in bed yelling at your kids that don't exist Suddenly the phrase "I have become buttered toast" makes perfect sense You've been talking to a white rabbit There's an evil monkey in your closet and he wont leave you alone You ride around in a hippie van with 4 other teens and a talking dog You can't remember the last time you were angry Your favorite T-Shirt reads, "Detox is for Quitters!" You spend five days and five nights straight perfecting your poop goblin collection Every dose you take increases your vertical leap You yell at your wife when she asks why the hell are you still awake at 5:00 AM DOA tag on your toe You know your prescription ID number better than your SSN Paranoia regarding weapons of mass destruction Wake Up In Bed With An Ugly Women After Drinking All Night You look like Paula Abdul, Anna Nicole pre-mortem, or Lindsay Lohan Ballot #115257 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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