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HOW TO SPOT AN AMERICAN TOURIST?

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HOW TO SPOT AN AMERICAN TOURIST?
[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
created Sat Jun 02, 07
Just what is it that makes an American tourist so noticeable?
Only person with a bottle of ketchup on table at sidewalk cafe
Speaks very slowly and very loudly
Watch for them grazing around the local McDonalds
Hawaiian shirt, shorts and a camera around neck
They're the fattest people in the tourist-trap bar
Always complaining about the lousy service
^ In some cases all of the above...
They ask where the Krispy Kreme is in Ouahu
Doesn't understand why few people speak English.
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COMMENTS:
Voted : Watch for them grazing around the local McDonalds
I couldn't possibly comment ;o)
by britvic55 on Sat Jun 02, 07 4:38pm [+]
oooops!
by britvic55 on Sat Jun 02, 07 4:38pm [+]
I have no idea
by larrynelmira on Sat Jun 02, 07 4:55pm [+]
*Trying to resist the urge to say 'they're usually armed and in a convoy'* :o)
by britvic55 on Sat Jun 02, 07 5:08pm [+]
Shit, I've done it again!
by britvic55 on Sat Jun 02, 07 5:09pm [+]
Voted : ^ In some cases all of the above...
^ LOL
by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Sat Jun 02, 07 10:28pm [+]
Voted : Only person with a bottle of ketchup on table at sidewalk cafe
This is really true, and a bottle of Tabasco sauce next to that ;)

by socal_sweetie on Sun Sep 02, 07 9:16pm [+]
by UncleRandy on Mon Apr 20, 09 5:39pm [+]
How the Irish Invented Slang: The Secret Language of the Crossroads by daniel cassidy fo yer overlords tho
, language is a funny ting,
by vinnie on Mon Jul 13, 09 6:02pm [+]



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