WORKPLACE SLOGANS THAT MAKE US SICK...

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ACTIVE Wed Jun 06, 07 - Tue Apr 20, 10
....Do you have workplace slogans which supposedly are to inspire you to greater accomplishments or output, maybe keep you safe ? What are some of them ?

"If you have time to lean, you have time to clean" Burger King
Pride. Passion. Perfection.
Don't be a thief, taking a break on company time is stealing!
YCDBSOYA! (You can't do business sitting on your ass!)
Safety Is No Accident
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Bigger. Faster. Stronger. Smarter.
Arbeit macht frei
Do more with less
Don't work harder. Work smarter
CYA
A monkey can do your job
Be All That You Can Be: In The Army
Your mother doesn't work here. Clean up after yourself.

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Bigger. Faster. Stronger. Smarter.
This usually translates to "More. Longer. Unpaid. Overtime."

by _Beelzebubba on Wed Jun 06, 07 9:20am [+]

Voted : Safety Is No Accident
Usually translated to mean, "First person to have an accident gets bonus sick leave." When I worked for Soulless Evil, Inc, I was a safety compliance officer. In one month, I logged in more accident-reportage time than I did actual work hours.

by Truthseeker013 on Wed Jun 06, 07 1:02pm [+]

Voted : Arbeit macht frei
you're not paid to think, you're paid to work, a quiet worker is a happy worker so shut up and do your Job.

by spanky on Wed Jun 06, 07 6:30pm [+]

Voted : Arbeit macht frei
This has to be the ultimate.

by skylab on Wed Jun 06, 07 9:10pm [+]