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PARIS HILTON SENT HOME FROM PRISON EARLY

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PARIS HILTON SENT HOME FROM PRISON EARLY


[+] serious ballot by Kev24
created Thu Jun 07, 07

there's already a public outcry that paris hilton was released from jail today becuase of "health reasons." she has to remain under house confinement at home for the next 40 days and has to wear an ankle device.

al sharpton is screaming that this proves that there is different sets of rules in this country and that our justice system is unfair. he's right. a poor person would never be released early, nor would a minority.

supposedly the health reason is that she has not been eating. boo-hoo-hoo that poor skank ho'. she never eats anyway.

so what do you think the real medical reason is?

tinkerbell was stuck up her vagina and they couldn't get him out
nicole ritchie was stuck up paris' ass and they couldn't get her out
paris broke a nail
a horrid disease from sucking off one off the guards for good behaviour
a horrid disease from sucking off ALL OF the guards for good behaviour
She's allegric to poor people
she's a BIG FAT CRYBABY!!!!
she got a papercut .
Stress-induced herpes outbreak
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COMMENTS:
personally, i think prison officials discovered that the yelping and wimpering coming from paris's gaping vagina was not usual (as they first assumed) but that in fact -- it was because tinkerbell, her decorative chihuahua was stuck up there.

hmmm, paris must have had a "vagina lift" before prison, so thus her tighter gaping hole was not as lose as before and poor, poor little tinkerbell was stuck! oh the humanity!
by Kev24 on Thu Jun 07, 07 1:53pm [+]

Voted : She's allegric to poor people
At least she got to sleep in the same bed for five days in a row.

Ankle bracelets are so hot.
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Jun 07, 07 2:31pm [+]

I wonder how many people her parents bribed for that.
by minni_the_minx on Thu Jun 07, 07 3:26pm [+]

Good for her.













What?
by Gnomehunter1 on Thu Jun 07, 07 3:26pm [+]

Voted : She's allegric to poor people
What a loser!
by RunsWithScissors on Thu Jun 07, 07 4:21pm [+]

RWS,

if she's a loser, how come she's got all the money? and she got out of prison so early ?
by aya on Thu Jun 07, 07 4:31pm [+]

^So are you saying she's not a loser? A person can have all the money in the world and still be a loser.
by RunsWithScissors on Thu Jun 07, 07 4:47pm [+]

^ what money? that branch of the hilton clan is far from being uber rich. they pissed most of it away and that's why they let their daughther whore herself out. she is a loser.
by Kev24 on Thu Jun 07, 07 5:26pm [+]

Voted : She's allegric to poor people
She couldn't eat that prison food...plus I bet the "fix" to get her out was in before she checked in...
by thesoothsayer on Thu Jun 07, 07 6:22pm [+]

Kev, but her dad owns Hilton hotels, and she has enough money to stay out of jail, whereas a poor person would have gone to jail, even if the family is not of the uber, uber rich.

Paris unfortunately gets away with what she wants, including sleeping around, because she's a heiress, and these type of people live unfulfilling lives
by aya on Thu Jun 07, 07 7:45pm [+]

And that amatuer flick of her having sex, when she dropped the suit, got at a percentage of the profits, purportedly worth $400,000, which she had earmarked for charity. (supposedly)
by aya on Thu Jun 07, 07 7:47pm [+]

Al Sharpton isn't the only one. Double standard all the way. On the other hand, how many violent, scumbag criminals get suspended sentences?
by Bostonian on Thu Jun 07, 07 9:51pm [+]

Voted : she's a BIG FAT CRYBABY!!!!
Slash-pathetic-excuse-for-a-human-being-slash-several-other-things-I'm-too-polite-to-say-here...
by Truthseeker013 on Fri Jun 08, 07 10:06am [+]

it gets worse today she doesn't have to return to court in person -- the ho' can call in.


LOS ANGELES (AP) - 0607xhiltonwrap Paris Hilton, who is serving her jail sentence from her Hollywood Hills home, has been given another break. She can call in to her Friday court hearing by phone instead of appear in person.
The hotel heiress was headed for a courtroom showdown that could put her back behind bars, as prosecutors sought to hold sheriff's officials in contempt for releasing her early from jail.

Hilton was originally ordered to report to court at 9 a.m. and the judge signed an order for deputies to bring her in a sheriff's vehicle from her Hollywood Hills home, said Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini.

However, Friday morning, Parachini said she would be allowed to take part in the hearing by telephone.

by Kev24 on Fri Jun 08, 07 11:39am [+]

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