best : SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE LIVING IN THE MATRIX? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Sat Jun 16, 07 - Thu Mar 11, 10 What are some of the signs that you might be living in the Matrix? When you jump in the air to kick someone it's always in slow motion You suddenly know kung-fu No matter how many times you rub your eyes, everything still looks green Your computer has developed an attitude Someone keeps calling you "Mis..ter Ander-sonn." Thousands of bullets fired and no one ever gets hurt You are able to conceal multiple guns in a thin leather jacket There are signs everywhere that say "Please no running on the walls." Being chased by computer mouse is beginning to seem normal Your entire wardrobe is black You Have USB ports in the back of your head You know the truth about spoons there's no blue. anywhere. Register to submit choices Ballot #115660 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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