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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE YO MAMA JOKE?

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE YO MAMA JOKE?


[+] joke ballot by archie
created Sun Jan 04, 04

Post your favorite Yo Mama joke here

Yo Mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it
Yo Mama so ugky, she looked outside and got arrested for mooning
Yo Mama so old, her social security # is 1
Yo Mama so dumb, she got locked in a motorcycle
Yo Mama so poor, I walked in through her front door and came out the back door
they all suck
Yo Mama has one hand and a clapper (dumb but funny
Yo mama so fat her asshole is equater sized
Your mama's so fat, she's got wheels.
Go Tell Jo, Jo Mama
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COMMENTS:
YO mama so poor when i steped on a lit cigarette she asked, "who turned off the heater?" " yo mama so fat when god said "let there be lit" she said to yo mama "move yo fat azz." "yo mama so fat her belt size is equater" "yo mama so fat she fell in the grand cannyon and got stuck"
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Jan 05, 04 9:15am [+]

Yo mama is so old, her Driver's License number is 2, and your mama so dumb, her friend came in the house and told her that it was chili outside and she ran outside with a huge bowl.
by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Mon Jan 05, 04 10:08am [+]

your mama so old she is in god year book,your mama so stupied she thought a quarter back was a refund, your mama so tall she did a flip and kick god in the lip,your mama so fat she step on the scale and it said 1 at a time please,your mama breath smell like old but seat,your mama teeth is so yellow that when u turn off the light all u see r her teeth.your mama so ugly that when she the her doctor she was having a baby the doctor slap her then slap your father 4 fucking your mama HAHAHAHA
by sweet_like_candy on Mon Feb 02, 04 12:29am [+]

Yo mama so fat, a skateboarder mistaked her buttcrack fo a half pipe. Yo mama so mutha fuggin fat, she ate bisquick and started farting *pancakes.
by Dingleberry on Thu Feb 05, 04 1:58pm [+]

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at Sea World.
by Dingleberry on Thu Feb 05, 04 2:02pm [+]

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked your daddy who should be on top during anal sex.

Or how about this one: yo mama's so old, she was the butt of the first mama joke.
by Wark on Wed Apr 07, 04 4:33pm [+]

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Yo mama so fat...that fat bitch
by Duckhead on Wed May 19, 04 6:53pm [+]

they al suck
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Oct 16, 05 11:23pm [+]

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