WAYS GIRL SCOUTS CAN IMPROVE COOKIE SALES

WAYS GIRL SCOUTS CAN IMPROVE COOKIE SALES

[+] ballot by Psycho_Frighead
ACTIVE Sat Jul 28, 07 - Thu Apr 22, 10

Get people to buy more boxes at gunpoint
Have their 18-year-old sisters come to the door in leather and lace
Rip the sash and report people who don't buy at least 10 boxes for child molestation
Alice B. Toklas recipe
Have a brand called 'Mary Jane Cookies' with a girl winking on the package
Sales targeting
Put drugs in the cookies.

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Rip the sash and report people who don't buy at least 10 boxes for child molestation
lol

by ABC on Sat Jul 28, 07 8:23pm [+]

Voted : Alice B. Toklas recipe
Give 'em a sample and just sit back and wait. They'll want MORE.

by forgetmenot on Sat Jul 28, 07 8:58pm [+]

Voted : Sales targeting
One Girl Scout out there *has* to have a cop for a dad. Get him to mention, in passing, where the most pot arrests have been made, and set up shop in those areas.

by Truthseeker013 on Sun Jul 29, 07 5:42am [+]

Voted : Get people to buy more boxes at gunpoint
They may as well...because there are so many people ready to take them at gunpoint!

by socal_sweetie on Sun Jul 29, 07 11:08am [+]