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HEY, BRITVIC, GET OUT OF THE WATER!!

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HEY, BRITVIC, GET OUT OF THE WATER!!


[+] joke ballot by Kev24
created Sun Jul 29, 07

and drag kingalfredthegreat out with you! there's a great white shark off england.


SHOCKED tourists told of their terror last night over the Great White shark sighting off Cornwall.

And one holidaymaker said: “This has got to be every swimmer’s worst nightmare.”

The Jaws alert was raised after stunned dad Nick Fletcher filmed the fearsome fish just 200 yards from a beach in St Ives.

He was videoing dolphins and only realised the killer shark was hunting among them when he watched the footage at home.

Last night Britain’s leading shark expert Richard Peirce confirmed the 12ft creature was definitely a predatory shark and there was every chance it was a Great White — immortalised in the 1975 Steven Spielberg movie Jaws.

Excited Richard, chairman of the Shark Trust, spoke out after studying Nick’s astonishing film.

He said: “It clearly has a white belly like a Great White. And something about the way it breaches — twisting as it leaps out of the water —also suggests it is. I’m very excited at the prospect.”

But Richard, 58, warned tourists to brace themselves for mass evacuations if the shark reappears. He said: “If a Great White is in the sea close to bathers, lifeguards have orders to clear the beaches.”

Oliver Crimmen, fish curator of the Natural History Museum, said after studying the video: “It’s definitely predatory and definitely big. I can’t rule out a Great White.”

Nick, a local government officer in Rotherham, South Yorks, was holidaying with wife Michelle, 38, son James, four, and baby Laura when he shot the film last month.

He was standing with his kids above Porthmeor Beach when he first saw the dolphins playing.

He said: “I got my camcorder and started filming. It was really lovely as dolphins are so graceful.

“You can see them at first loping out of the water. Then this shark with what seems a huge mouth, leaps out, crashes down and disappears. It’s incredible.”

uh-oh, jaws would love to get a taste of britvic.
eh, no biggie. sharks don't like english food.
That wasn't a shark...
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*parp!*
by kingAlfredTheGreat on Sun Jul 29, 07 8:04pm [+]

Voted : uh-oh, jaws would love to get a taste of britvic.
i may strap on some scuba gear and get out my trusty shark hunting equipment to go over there and save my english friends.

how would we all feel if a big ole' great white shark swam up and bit britvic right in the ass? that honor is supposed to belong to one of us damn it!
by Kev24 on Sun Jul 29, 07 8:06pm [+]

Thats another pair of pants ruined, thanks kev!

by kingAlfredTheGreat on Sun Jul 29, 07 8:06pm [+]

^ i'll save you.

the great white might spit you out though -- they generally don't like food marinated in beer
by Kev24 on Sun Jul 29, 07 8:09pm [+]

Voted : That wasn't a shark...
...that was his pet goldfish. Got a little too big for the bowl, had to flush it.
by Truthseeker013 on Sun Jul 29, 07 8:17pm [+]

Haha, I'd already climbed out by then, worried by the used condoms and turd floating by.
by britvic55 on Sun Jul 29, 07 11:05pm [+]

Voted : uh-oh, jaws would love to get a taste of britvic.
jaws ain't the only one....
by lightreaper on Mon Jul 30, 07 6:45pm [+]

I thought you guys were arguing i was about to kick your guys' asses! ;)

by socal_sweetie on Wed Aug 01, 07 12:20am [+]

It was a porbeagle, not a great white.
by ramaDUNG on Fri Aug 03, 07 5:31am [+]

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