CAN U EVER REALLY KNOW A GIRL

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CAN U EVER REALLY KNOW A GIRL


[+] joke ballot by britvic55
ACTIVE Thu Aug 09, 07 - Fri Aug 08, 08

Til you've stared at her through high powered binoculars for 8 hours

Nope, you can't
Na, you'd have to make it a few weeks.
You can NEVER really know a girl
I find it's not til you've broken in and took a dump in their underwear drawer
It is EASY to understand women completely


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COMMENTS:
Voted : Nope, you can't
you'll go blind doing that. girls are toxic and if you look at them too much you'll either lose your mind or go blind. girls are satan's minions.
by Kev24 on Thu Aug 09, 07 4:00pm [+]

just look at that paradise destroying tart eve.

look how poor penis-challenged adam is trying to get with her. she's just like "oh adam, not now! lucifer is coming over to the garden and he is soooo much bigger than you, so piss off."

by Kev24 on Thu Aug 09, 07 4:04pm [+]

I heard that Adam was a 'Grower' not a 'show-er'

Hang on, are we talking about the same Adam? 081
by britvic55 on Thu Aug 09, 07 4:14pm [+]

^ well, you know what they say about british men MAG_rofl


good one though. he's a show-er and a grower. no complaints there. well, sometimes the next day it hurts to (fill in blank here)


but now that you mention it, he does on occasion wear a fig leaf. hmmm.
by Kev24 on Thu Aug 09, 07 4:17pm [+]

Voted : You can NEVER really know a girl
Sure, this is a novel method ab initio, but then there are the times when you might blink while she's doing that naughty strip-tease for her SO, and the times when she's out of sight and doing *really* interesting things with a cucumber, and the times when she's spotted you and called the police and you're getting a taste of "Southern justice", regardless of where you live on the planet...
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Aug 09, 07 6:16pm [+]

eh, ya'll just don't try hard enough.
"Won't you try just a little bit harder, couldn't you try just little bit more?"

ha.ha we're easy if you know what we like...
by lightreaper on Thu Aug 09, 07 9:55pm [+]

Voted : It is EASY to understand women completely
It’s very easy to understand women. Just realize they are not men’s opposites and they think just like men do. They really do. The problem is that men conceive of women as being opposite to men and so men make themselves hear the opposite of what women say, in order the maintain this important illusion. A man’s “manhood” is his simply his personhood. A woman’s personhood is identical to a man's, but since only a man can have manhood, a woman’s personhood is not recognized. This ensures men’s manhood (men’s personhood) is never infiltrated by reality when it comes from women. Thus, only men can have “manhood”. Not to label personhood “manhood” would give women equal footing—an absolute no-no. Women must remain men’s opposites and unintelligible, and have no manhood (personhood)—that way men don’t have to respect women’s needs, because they “can’t figure out what women want.” Men, don’t YOU think you would be emotional after a life time of being told that the clearest words you say make no sense, even when you say the identical things a another gender says?

It is easy to understand women, but it is painful because all understanding requires a bit of a sacrifice. When you understand someone, you sacrifice a little bit of yourself to accommodate another’s reality. To understand someone is to allow yourself to be under another’s authority. To understand someone is to "stand under” them. To be understood is the greatest power on earth. To be understood is power. THIS is the real reason men say they don’t understand what women want. To be understood would make women powerful.

P.S. This wasn't really that much of a joke ballot.
by forgetmenot on Fri Aug 10, 07 12:56am [+]

Right on! sister... I think.

You understand your girlfriend, is that what your saying?

Humourless lesbians on a soap-box, that's all I need, sheesh. 081
by britvic55 on Fri Aug 10, 07 3:55am [+]

Ps. Give your glasses a clean.
The ballot asks 'CAN U EVER REALLY KNOW A GIRL?' Not, do you understand women?
by britvic55 on Fri Aug 10, 07 7:19am [+]

Voted : You can NEVER really know a girl
Five minutes with the binoculars is good enough for me.
by _Beelzebubba on Fri Aug 10, 07 9:14am [+]

Britvic, I am so totally not gay. But you showed the typical trivializing response of a man who does not want to ever admit knowing or understanding girls or women.
by forgetmenot on Fri Aug 10, 07 9:04pm [+]

^ 'CAN U EVER REALLY KNOW A GIRL?' Not, do you understand women?

But I know your kind. ;o)
by britvic55 on Fri Aug 10, 07 10:45pm [+]

I am pleased you know my kind. I am a nice person who cares about women's emotional and psychic health. Nice to know you, too!
by forgetmenot on Sat Aug 11, 07 9:29pm [+]

Lol, jus jokin' wit ya. I'm sure you are all that and more. :o)
by britvic55 on Sat Aug 11, 07 10:42pm [+]






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