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WOMAN SELLS ASHES OF HUSBAND DEAD WIFE

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WOMAN SELLS ASHES OF HUSBAND DEAD WIFE


[+] ballot by larrynelmira
ACTIVE Fri Aug 10, 07 - Sat Aug 09, 08


August 7, 2007
Elmira Star Gazette

Elmira woman sells the wrong turtle
Ceramic item sold at rummage sale had husband's previous wife's ashes.

Several houses on Anita's section of Grove Street banded together for a big rummage sale early Saturday morning, Anita started hauling things out into the yard. Her husband was still asleep.
Among the items she put up for sale was a big, brown, ceramic turtle.
A woman came by the sale and was instantly interested in the big turtle.

"I saw her trying to work the top off of it," Anita said. "I told her, 'I don't know why it's sealed.'"

The woman said she wanted the turtle to use as a cookie jar.
"She said, 'Well, maybe I can get it off,' and she took it," Anita said. She paid 50 cents for it.

Later, Terrence noticed the turtle was gone. He asked Anita where it was, and she told him she sold it.

"NO!" Terrence cried. "Her ashes are in there."

"You're kidding," Anita said. The look on his face, though, was proof enough it was no joke.

Anita said she remembered Terrence, her husband of 11 years, told her long ago the ashes were in a turtle, but she thought it was another one in the house.

Do you think she is telling the truth, he told her, the turtle was sealed, makes me wonder, what you think?

Makes me wonder too
Honest mistake
A mistake only because she got caught
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COMMENTS:
Voted : Makes me wonder too
I'd like to believe that it was an honest mistake, but the Salmon of Doubt swims upstream...
by Truthseeker013 on Fri Aug 10, 07 11:57am [+]

the ashes were found and returned.

this story made national news
by LCD on Fri Aug 10, 07 1:17pm [+]

^our claim to fame

by larrynelmira on Fri Aug 10, 07 2:14pm [+]

Voted : Honest mistake
damn, that sucks. i'd like to think it was an honest mistake.
by Kev24 on Fri Aug 10, 07 2:19pm [+]

^^^ did you think of me when you heard it lcd :)
by larrynelmira on Fri Aug 10, 07 4:29pm [+]

Voted : Makes me wonder too
This sounds like the kind of crap that my dad's wife pulls. She's so sneaky and evil.
by RunsWithScissors on Fri Aug 10, 07 6:05pm [+]

Voted : A mistake only because she got caught
If she remembered her husband telling her it was in a turtle in the house, it was a fairly good bet she knew why the top on THIS one wouldn't come off. Sorry, I think it was NO mistake.
by forgetmenot on Sat Aug 11, 07 12:10am [+]

Voted : A mistake only because she got caught
Makes you wonder.
by skylab on Sat Aug 11, 07 1:18am [+]

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