quiz : WHAT FUNNY THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME A FEW MINUTES AGO? [+] joke ballot by Colin_B ACTIVE Sat Aug 11, 07 - Sat Jun 06, 09 Something funny just happened a few minutes ago. Can you guess which of the following 3 events listed below it was? I found a grass hopper outside, brought it and my cat into the bathroom. Kitty batted it around a little meowing and chasing after it each time it jumped ocassionally giving it small bites. After a minute or two after it was sitting injured in the corner, she ate the grasshopper *Crunch* *Munch* *Chew* leaving only it's legs behind. Somebody from the local church at the end of my street called and asked if I was happy with my life. I told her "No, because I'm constantly being called by telemarketers and missionaries." She ignored what I just said and invited me to attend their service tomorrow. I told her politely to "Buzz off!" She once again ignored me and proceeded to prattle off a few bible verses. At this point I told her that her god was a delusion. She then hung up on me. In the backyard's tool shed is an old toilet. It was taken out when my Dad couldn't figure out what was causing the tank to leak water on the bathroom floor. Today my Dad asked me to carry it near the truck as he was going to throw it out at the local garbage dump. I asked if it would be Okay if I were to just smash the toilet and take all the pieces away in much more lighter loads. (Toilets weigh quite a lot.) He said that would be fine. I proceeded to struggle carrying it to the top of the porch where I dropped it onto the pavement. *CRASH* after smashing into hundreds of pieces, I took them all in small handfulls to the truck. Which story actually occoured? The grasshopper and cat story. The church phone call story. The smashing toilet story. Ballot #116912 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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