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SEMEN DETECTION TEST


[+] joke ballot by Kev24
created Mon Aug 20, 07

Do you suffer from the nightmare of suspicion and doubt caused by the infidelity of a cheating spouse? Now you can find out what's really going on the quick and easy way with a semen detection test from CheckMate.

As seen on the Today Show, Howard Stern, Dr. Phil, Maury Povich, The View, Fox News, Playboy, FHM, Maxim, Popular Science and many more.
CheckMate is the revolutionary home use semen detection test that instantly detects the traces of dried semen that can be found in underwear after sex.

Sold around the world since 1999, CheckMate detects even the smallest trace amounts of semen, and can give you the instant information you need to deal with an impossible situation. Designed specifically for the accurate testing of undergarments for traces of semen while inside a marital or relationship setting.

Each CheckMate semen detection test kit comes with everything you need to test 5 to 10 items of clothing for the presence of semen, and CheckMate can even be extended to test more items if needed. Works on any type or color of material without damaging or staining the item in any way. Second test kit included free with every order.


^ oh no! what's next in the invasion of our privacy? i'm screwed big time since at any given moment, you'll find dried jizz in my drawers.

who on b&w needs to worry most about their significant other/wife/boyfriend detecting semen in their underwear?

kev24
brtivic55
smoothdiamond
fiddlefaddleonlsd
lcd
lil_ape
jappy
robingaylord
socalsweetie
Hopefully not me! ;-)
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COMMENTS:
Voted : kev24
i'll cast a vote for myself since i'm a jizz juicer from morning till night. yeah, yeah, some uptight puritans will have an issue with this ballot. but hey, who cares, cuz i bet if you used the semen detection kit on theme, you'd find more than just a trace of spooge.
by Kev24 on Mon Aug 20, 07 6:52pm [+]

Voted : smoothdiamond
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Mon Aug 20, 07 6:53pm [+]

Cheating! That's the only way a guy could get his own semen in his pants. None of these people have heard of masturbation. Women may have a harder time explaining themselves.
by RobinGaylord on Mon Aug 20, 07 6:54pm [+]

^ well sure. but cheating with who? a guy? a girl? interesting possibilities. besides, guys are always "leaking." but the test is more for women robin. for obvious reasons. a boyfriend or husband finds semen in her panites and???
by Kev24 on Mon Aug 20, 07 6:59pm [+]

*WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*


*puhahahahaha*

And why me, you little prick?

I'll have pennywise my dancing clown pull a blow job on your ass with razor sharp teeth...


you know, i'm married to him now???

by socal_sweetie on Mon Aug 20, 07 8:24pm [+]

Voted : Hopefully not me! ;-)
Smoothe diamond better hope his neighbours don't start waving one around their washing lines.
by britvic55 on Mon Aug 20, 07 8:27pm [+]

that clown is starting to hock me off.
by Kev24 on Mon Aug 20, 07 10:41pm [+]

Well, that wouldn't work for a woman.
by aya on Tue Aug 21, 07 12:53pm [+]

Voted : Hopefully not me! ;-)
jeez, that clown gives me the willies
by mojo on Tue Aug 21, 07 3:28pm [+]

Well, that wouldn't work for a woman.
by aya on Tue Aug 21, 07 9:53am


^ uhhh, of course it would! detecting semen in the panties. think outside the box aya.


didn't you read the ballot?

"Designed specifically for the accurate testing of undergarments for traces of semen while inside a marital or relationship setting."
by Kev24 on Tue Aug 21, 07 9:14pm [+]

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