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HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED DEATH IN THE FACE AND DID NOT BLINK ?

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HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED DEATH IN THE FACE AND DID NOT BLINK ?


[+] joke ballot by thesoothsayer
ACTIVE Mon Aug 20, 07 - Tue Aug 19, 08

Not that you consider yourself to be a hero or something, I could regale you with the time back in the day when I was in the military and I saved the World, but hey, it was part of my job and the right thing to do...I remember it like it was yesterday...I was out-numbered, 300 to one, and I only had one bullet left, a grenade with the pin missing, and my Army knife with a broken blade...but I digress ! Enough about me, what about you...have you ever been eyeball to eyeball with death ? Did you blink ?

Yes, I made death blink
No, I've never stared death down
I made him cut my grass
I was in his shadow
I slapped him and took his sickle
I blinked
I made Death run
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COMMENTS:
Voted : I blinked
Yes, and that's why I'm dead now. Which kinda sucks.
by skylab on Mon Aug 20, 07 9:52pm [+]

Voted : Yes, I made death blink
And then I stole his car keys. Gave them back. No leg room in a Peugeot...
by Truthseeker013 on Tue Aug 21, 07 6:19am [+]

Voted : I made Death run
no kidding, he was looking at me and I ran at him and he turned around and floated away
by Jyl on Tue Aug 21, 07 7:04am [+]

Voted : I slapped him and took his sickle
and made him run away like a crying schoolgirl.
by TinCan on Tue Aug 21, 07 8:07am [+]

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