THINGS THAT ARE SO INNOCENT BUT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A PERV

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THINGS THAT ARE SO INNOCENT BUT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A PERV

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THINGS THAT ARE SO INNOCENT BUT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A PERV

[+] ballot by larrynelmira
ACTIVE Tue Aug 21, 07 - Wed Aug 20, 08
My elderly great aunt asked me to pick up a massager /vibrator for her at Rite Aide.

No big deal, I said yes, but while standing in line holding this product I thought everyone was staring at me, thinking I was a perv. When it was finally my turn, I felt I had to explain to the clerk what I was buying this for, I could feel my face get red.

Even if I did buy it for sex of some sort, I suppose it’s really no big deal, but I wasn’t and still felt so embarrassed, condoms are another thing I get embarrassed when I buy, I usually get from vending machines in bathrooms, paying more because they are cheaper buying in bulk over the counter.

What’s up with me?

I don’t know what’s up with you
You are secretly a perv and buying vibrators in your mind confirms that
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COMMENTS:
Voted : You are secretly a perv and buying vibrators in your mind confirms that
It could have been worse. Like this dwarf who walked into the hospitol with Henry the Hoover glued to his pecker.

by britvic55 on Tue Aug 21, 07 9:47am [+]

It's strange, with men, they're embarrassed by the condoms, with women, they slam the box done and give you a look like "so what?"

by Guest User from [70.55.217.135] on Tue Aug 21, 07 9:51am [+]

It's strange, men are so guilty over buying a box of condoms, women slam the box down and give you a look like "so what?"

by aya on Tue Aug 21, 07 9:52am [+]

^ I know, in todays world should be proud we are buying condoms, shows we are having safe sex, but still I feel embarrassed.

by larrynelmira on Tue Aug 21, 07 9:55am [+]

brit, that would be embarrassing, not sure how I would handle such a situation

by larrynelmira on Tue Aug 21, 07 9:58am [+]

Lol, he was actually stuck in the hose.

His circus act is to pull the hoover along with his pecker. He superglued a split in the nozzle but failed to wait the required lenght of time before he inserted his goodies.

by britvic55 on Tue Aug 21, 07 10:47am [+]

britvic, there are many things in life I didn't need to know about.

Now, I can add that pic to them.

by Truthseeker013 on Tue Aug 21, 07 12:57pm [+]

Voted : other
"My elderly great aunt asked me to pick up a massager /vibrator for her at Rite Aide."

by wildcard on Tue Aug 21, 07 6:12pm [+]

Voted : other
Wait till you get married and visit the feminine hygiene aisle when getting groceries.

by skylab on Tue Aug 21, 07 7:14pm [+]

Voted : other
Don't feel embarrassed, Larry. Do what I do when some nosey person starts eyeing what I have in my hand or buggy... Hold it up, show it to them, smile, and ask "can you see it better now?"

When you turn the tables like that, it's fun to see their reaction when they realize just how nosey they were being.

by Grumpy_Person on Tue Aug 21, 07 8:39pm [+]

lol wildcard, she actually uses the massage part of the device or her back and shoulders, I really don't think she uses the vibrator part, I dont want that image in my head.

by larrynelmira on Wed Aug 22, 07 4:17am [+]

I thought that's what it was, it was the fact that she asked you (Why you?) to get it for her that irked me more.

by wildcard on Wed Aug 22, 07 4:59pm [+]

^ I just happened to be at her apt. at the wrong time. I run little errands for her all the time, I dont mind doing that at all, but this errand for this item, I wish someone else could have done it.

by larrynelmira on Thu Aug 23, 07 7:09am [+]

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