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Voted : A fat person farting right in your face twenty times.
I think maybe that
^although the person wouldn't have to be fat, anyone farting in my face 20 times would be the worst
Voted : Drinking water from a scumy outdoor pond.
This one could kill you. Probably a fat person's fart would be less stinky than a skinny person's fart considering that there is most likely more partially undigested waste with skinnies. Either way, just hold your nose. I did step on a nail with bare feet as a kid. I had to get a tetanus shot. Along with that, Dad treated me to an ice cream sundae to make up for my pain. So it does not bring up bad memories. Just bittersweet.
Voted : Disecting a frog in bio class.
Never could.
by mojo on Sun Aug 26, 07 1:51pm
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Voted : A fat person farting right in your face twenty times.
This is not funny. In one school I attended, we had some rather obese hooligans who did this to a scrawny, weaselesque little kid that reminded me of the little guy on the ABC Disney Saturday Morning "Recess" character who always tattles on everybody. I forget that character's name? Anyway, everybody just let it go, nobody snitched until after it was all over. The poor kid puked and puked out in the playground. Like taking a spray from a skunk at about 10 or 15 feet, I guess. They held him down, and unloaded in his face because he made fun of them. He never made fun of them again, though... and, eventually they were reprimanded by suspension... but they didn't care... free vacation, eh?
^Okay, maybe it was a little bit funny! Alright, alright! It was funny, okay! The kid deserved it.
Voted : Sitting through a two hour church service.
I was going to go with the "Poke me eyes out with a rusty fork, mon" option until I saw this. I've lived through all of these, save the farting thing (contrary to what Jacqueline Susann wrote, once *is* enough) and the cartoon bit (made it through nine in a row before I had to go to the store). The frog bit was fun, not for the carving, but for my partner. (Her name was Terri, and she was a cheerleader, nirvana for a technonerd.)
Voted : A fat person farting right in your face twenty times.
I've read reports that it is unsafe to keep your toothbrush near your toilet because it can be contaminated by aerosolized fecal debris carrying germs and bacteria. Aren't farts just as dangerous a method of spreading these contaminants?
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