THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ON AN AEROPLANE? [+] joke ballot by britvic55 ACTIVE Tue Aug 28, 07 - Wed Aug 27, 08 Detailed description?? How much more detail do you need than 'Things you don't want to hear on an aeroplane?' This is the captain, if you look out of the port window in just about a minute, you'll see me! That's the first cloud I've ever seen with a ski lift on it 1 thing less likely than surviving a crash in sea is the coastguard hearing whistle on lifejacket Will all the fat people please move to the back of the plane I'm sorry, due to unforseen islamic fundamentalism this plane is being diverted to paradise Do any passengers have a pilot's license? Are there any doctors on board??? "Oh GOD, he has a gun!" Bomb There's...someone on the wing...some...THING "Whoops, there goes a wing. It's ok everyone, we've still got one left!" Hello everyone, your in-flight movie of the day is Fahrenheit 9/11 Where's the propeller ? Ballot #117405 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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