worst : SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE GHETTO? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Tue Aug 28, 07 - Sun May 23, 10 What are some of the signs that might be ghetto? Your rims are worth more than your car You refer to your significant other as "your shorty" Your car stereo is worth more than your car You have a Low-rider Bicycle you use needle nose pliers to change the channel You wear slippers outside You keep your food stamps in a money clip You use hangers for tv antennas If you turn 21 you get to retire from your gang The Reverend at your Church drives a Bentley You used to live next to a kid named Marshall Mathers If you can vote yes to more then half of this list Your neighbor, fat forty in hand, perches on the hood of his p/u ON the front lawn to watch the kids 3 am, you wake neighbors yelling "turn that f&^king music off," and you're yelling at your SO You use empty 40s as baby bottles Ain't a babay-dadday in sight You gots a bullet hole in yo' ass You wear rollers in your hair to the grocery store the sheets you use for curtains has bullet holes in them you talk to your bank teller through bulletproof glass you have a gold front tooth with the letter "G" engraved in it Shylock offers you a modeling contract you only drink King Cobra you can't walk to the mailbox without a hand gun the mailman carries a handgun...and it's not registered your baby daddy is the local "connect" you can't even afford a KIA You have a white girl with a nose piercing drive your ass around. your partner calls you "boo" you actually look for the blue light at K- Mart your toenails are longer than your fingernails Ballot #117415 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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