THE DICTIONARY FOR PERSONAL ADS [+] joke ballot by britvic55 ACTIVE Thu Aug 30, 07 - Fri Aug 29, 08 The real meaning of them dating site descriptions. 40-ish - 49! Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Free spirit - On drugs Fun - Annoying Open minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and embarrassing Wants soulmate - Stalker Good looking - average to so-so looking Looking for commitment - needs to be committed :-) Homebody - Anti-social (as in Misery the Stephen King movie/book) Loves animals - house smells like a pig sty from the 37 cats Young at heart - Still collects Beanie Babies at age 45 Into RPGs - 90% of all conversations revolve around D&D Intelligent - nerd who wears taped glasses and a pocket protector Lover of medieval history - Dresses like a pirate New Ager - Thinks they're from Alpha Centauri Devout Christian - constant preaching puts Jerry Falwell to shame Devout Atheist - constant preaching puts Jerry Falwell to shame Curvaceous - fat Mature - over 60 Wants fun and adventure - likes to visit new shopping malls Animal lover - has 10 cats and 7 dogs Wants someone to watch over me - incontinent, on a walker Loves children - paedophile Beautiful looking - Pathalogical liar Feminist - Fat lesbian Free spirit - Junkie Professional Lady - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Emotionally Secure - On Medication New age - Body Hair in all the wrong places Looking for open relationship - Married Real Lady / Gentleman - misanthrope Open-minded: bring handcuffs, whips, and a 'safe word' Deep: manic depressive, suicidal Socially active: multiple personalities Hardcore Gamer- Sun? Outside? Life? WTF's that? Food? Shower? Bathroom? What are you? Sensetive- Will bawl about everything...for no reason at all Ballot #117461 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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