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YOUR MATH TEACHER IS ANGRY WITH YOU FOR GETTING A POOR GRADE...

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YOUR MATH TEACHER IS ANGRY WITH YOU FOR GETTING A POOR GRADE...


[+] joke ballot by Colin_B
ACTIVE Fri Aug 31, 07 - Tue Dec 30, 08

Your math teacher is angry with you for getting a poor grade. She is bitching and whining pointing at you in front of the whole class. She's throwing a total fit calling you "stupid" and a "dunce". What do you do?

Flip her off with both fingers and leave the classroom.
Call her a rabid Nazi pitbull with PMS.
Tell her there's a bomb in your locker in order to get suspended.
Tell her that she is even lucky you even showed up for school today much less doing well on a test.
Spit in her face.
Say that you've scored poorly because she's such a terrible teacher.
Grab the test and rip it to pieces, toss them on the floor then urinate on them.
Set her hair on fire with your lighter.
Throw your text book and binder at her.

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Say that you've scored poorly because she's such a terrible teacher.
I'd advise against the "rabid Nazi pitbull" option. Those types bite.
by Truthseeker013 on Fri Aug 31, 07 4:32pm [+]

What did you do? 064
by britvic55 on Fri Aug 31, 07 6:26pm [+]

I tell myself i'm only having a dream and promptly fly away.
(math class? like that was eons ago......)
by lightreaper on Fri Aug 31, 07 7:15pm [+]

Have a concise, exceedingly well thought-out, brilliantly phrased, irrefutable, expertly delivered short speech explaining why the degree of math you are studying is almost completely useless and a waste not only of your time, but of 80-90% of the class's time -- followed by the suggestion that the rest of the class who will be using advanced mathematics should have their own math club while the rest of you can stop wasting your time learning stupid bullshit you're never going to use anyway. And smile.
by Applerod on Tue Sep 04, 07 2:00am [+]

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