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REASONS WHY ALIENS ABDUCT HUMANS?

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REASONS WHY ALIENS ABDUCT HUMANS?


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ACTIVE Sun Sep 02, 07 - Fri May 28, 10

Making crop circles is no fun anymore
It's their fee for helping the Egyptians build the pyramids
Because we taste great and are less filling
More fun than snipe hunting
Humans smell nice and make great lawn ornaments
Because cats are too smart
Stupid Human Tricks
They make funny noises & gestures when tossed into space
We make great pets
They are into that ANAL PROBE thing
To SERVE humans :-)
So they can take us to their leader
They're creating a hybrid race to replace world leaders by 2012
We've got purty mouths
Because we look so much better.
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Voted : Because we taste great and are less filling
lol
by skylab on Sun Sep 02, 07 5:44pm [+]

There is a widespread belief that alien beings have traveled to Earth from some other planet and are doing reproductive experiments on a chosen few. Despite the incredible nature of this belief and a lack of credible supportive evidence, a cult has grown up around it.
It is probable that there is life elsewhere in the universe and that some of that life is intelligent. There is a high mathematical probability that among the trillions of stars in the billions of galaxies there are millions of planets in age and proximity to a star analogous to our Sun. The chances seem very good that on some of those planets life has evolved. It is even highly probable that natural selection governs that evolution (Dawkins). However, it is not inevitable that the results of that evolution would yield intelligence, much less intelligence equal or superior to ours. It is possible that we are unique. Some of those who claim to have been abducted by aliens are probably frauds, some are much stressed, and some are probably suffering from a severe psychiatric disorder, but most seem to be fairly normal people who are especially fantasy prone. Most do not seem to be money grabbers, using their weird experiences as a chance to get on television or to have movies made of their lives. In other words, the testimony is often, if not mostly, made by reasonably normal people without known ulterior motives. If their claims were not so bizarre, it would be indecent to distrust many of them. Defenders of the reasonableness of belief in alien abductions point to the fact that not all of the stories can be accounted for by confabulation. However, hypnosis and other suggestive means are often used to access memories of abduction. Hypnosis is not only an unreliable method of gaining access to accurate memories, it is a method that can be very easily used to implant memories. Furthermore, it is known that people who believe they have been abducted by aliens are very fantasy prone. Being fantasy-prone is not an abnormality, if abnormality is defined in terms of minority belief or behavior. The vast majority of humans are fantasy prone, otherwise they would not believe in God, angels, spirits, immortality, devils, ESP, Bigfoot, etc. A person can function "normally" in a million and one ways and hold the most irrational beliefs imaginable, as long as the irrational beliefs are culturally accepted delusions. Little effort is put forth to try to find out why people believe the religious stories they believe, for example, but when someone holds a view outside of the culture's accepted range of delusional phenomena, there seems to be a need to "explain" their beliefs.

by UncleRandy on Sun Sep 02, 07 5:51pm [+]

But I agree with Skylab.
by UncleRandy on Sun Sep 02, 07 5:52pm [+]

Voted : So they can take us to their leader
^^I ain't reading all that.
by Gnomehunter1 on Sun Sep 02, 07 5:56pm [+]

Voted : Because we taste great and are less filling
Sorry I got a little carry away… again.
by UncleRandy on Sun Sep 02, 07 5:58pm [+]

^ Just a little bit.
by TinCan on Sun Sep 02, 07 6:12pm [+]

Voted : They are into that ANAL PROBE thing
Or rather, *we're* into the anal probing thing.



Again, for the record, it's nothign sexual. Only for purposes of enhancing communications. Except for those of us who are still in ge tback mode for all of that Area 51 crap...
by Truthseeker013 on Sun Sep 02, 07 7:36pm [+]

Voted : Because we taste great and are less filling
taste like chicken...(maybe)
by thesoothsayer on Mon Sep 03, 07 1:08am [+]

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