WHAT IS THE MOST COST-EFFECTIVE WAY TO REMOVE AN ORCHESTRA FROM MY ANUS?

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WHAT IS THE MOST COST-EFFECTIVE WAY TO REMOVE AN ORCHESTRA FROM MY ANUS?


[+] joke ballot by nuckinfutz
ACTIVE Sat Sep 15, 07 - Thu Jun 10, 10

A remake of a classic (now deleted) guest ballot.

Carrot and stick approach?
Blow it out yer ass
Baked beans
Send in an army of gerbils to remove it for you
Plunger
Shoving a couple of live grenades up there ought to do the trick
Unclog with Drano
Beef up the sax and violins
Fleet enema(s)


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COMMENTS:
Voted : Beef up the sax and violins
And play the finale with a lot of wind instruments. Also, a good conductor can lead the orchestra where ever he wants to. By the way, how did they get in there in the first place. Can you hear the music from down below?
by forgetmenot on Sat Sep 15, 07 10:16pm [+]

Why would you want to? Fart noise versus Beethoven's Piano Concerto No 5 In E Flat, no contest.
by britvic55 on Sat Sep 15, 07 10:19pm [+]

But if you really want to remove said orchestra, WD40 and a t-spoon would be my recommendation. Wish you luck with the wind section. 035 eek
by britvic55 on Sat Sep 15, 07 10:31pm [+]

however you do it, save the piano and tuba players for last...
by thesoothsayer on Tue Sep 18, 07 11:06am [+]

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