WORST THINGS A PARENT CAN SAY TO THEIR CHILD.
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WORST THINGS A PARENT CAN SAY TO THEIR CHILD.
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RobinGaylord
ACTIVE Wed Oct 10, 07 - Mon Jul 05, 10
I'm putting you up for adoption.
A minus in physics! I'm killing all your pets!
You're the ugliest child I've ever seen.
You're bad in bed.
I don't love you.
Pull the belt tighter so I can find your vein
I'm going out of town, so I'm dropping you off at Neverland Ranch. Do as uncle Micheal tells you!
You were an accident.
Your father is lousy in bed, and I didn't orgasm when you were conceived.
You are a disappointment -- too bad you didn't turn out better.
Pull that condom out of your bum before mom gets home
I bought you at a yardsale
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COMMENTS:
Voted : You are a disappointment -- too bad you didn't turn out better.
Funny part in ths? Last time I heard it, it wasn't a joke.
by
Truthseeker013
on Wed Oct 10, 07 12:11pm
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You're a pathetic piece of shit. I decided I didn't like you when you were three years old and have never changed my mind since.
(c) my Dad.
by
keithsheen
on Wed Oct 10, 07 4:07pm
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