MORNING WOOD VS. PISS HARD-ON ?

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MORNING WOOD VS. PISS HARD-ON ?


[+] ballot by UncleRandy
created Sat Oct 13, 07

Now all guys (over the age of 13 anyway) know about the dilemma of morning wood. Although there are many problems attached to waking up with a raging hard-on. If you been drinking the night before it may be harder than a 2-by-4. Morning wood and beer puts the HARD in Hard-on. And when you try to pee you may have to stand back a few feet from the bowl just to get the stream in the toilet. Then after you have pissed. It goes away. Is this a waste of a perfectly good hard-on?

Men, What do you do?

Ladies, What do you do when you notice the 'Tee-Pee" in the bed?

Honey your knee is in my back, That's not my knee!
Go to bathroom and pee.
Go to bathroom and masturbate.
She already on top screamin 'Ride 'em Cowboy Yeeee-Haaaa!'


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