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NUDE OAP IN KIDS' FRIGHT NIGHT

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NUDE OAP IN KIDS' FRIGHT NIGHT


[+] joke ballot by britvic55
ACTIVE Wed Oct 31, 07 - Thu Oct 30, 08

A MAN answered the door stark naked because he was “sick and tired” of Halloween trick or treaters, a court heard.

Retired William Andrews, 64, opened his front door with no clothes on to scare children away.

But two girls, aged 14 and 10, wearing Halloween costumes called at his house in Burnley, Lancs, and the sight of him left them “frightened and uncomfortable.”

He went inside to get money for the girls, but they went home and told their parents and police were called in, Burnley Magistrates‘ Court was told at yesterday‘s hearing.

He told police he had been in the shower, but the girls told officers he was not wet.

He also said he was trying to scare the children away because he was “constantly harassed” by children calling at his house.

Andrews, who has no previous occasions, admitted a single charge of exposure on October 15.

He was bailed until November 20 for pre-sentence reports after the bench told him they needed to protect the public

He was just giving them the willies
He was proud of his pumpkins!!
See my lame joke below :o)
he thought they said prick or treat
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Well, it's his own house, but he should exercise better judgement. Like turning off all the lights.
by Guest User from [142.150.206.11] on Wed Oct 31, 07 5:34pm [+]

Is it really that hard to turn your porch light off?
by RobinGaylord on Wed Oct 31, 07 6:46pm [+]

Exposure? In his own house? That's bull. First of all, if he was in his own home, he has a right to dress or be naked if he wants and the Trick or Treaters are on HIS property, so he's not exposing himself.
by patch22us on Thu Nov 01, 07 10:28am [+]

+5 ballot !

But, it is against the law in USA to expose your genitals to a child, even in one's own home.
by Black_Lava on Thu Nov 01, 07 11:24am [+]

You're right, up to a point, Patchy. Once he opens that door he's on view to the public and exposed.
by britvic55 on Thu Nov 01, 07 1:40pm [+]

And anyway, opening the door naked knowing that it's kids knocking is just plain creepy and wrong.
by britvic55 on Thu Nov 01, 07 1:43pm [+]

Voted : See my lame joke below :o)
"My eyes! My EYES!"
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Nov 01, 07 3:40pm [+]

Maybe he can play Naked Twister with that guy from down under.
by UncleRandy on Thu Nov 01, 07 7:59pm [+]

^ hahaha

Britvic's got a point though. He knew what he was doing.

And like Robin said, if you don't want trick or treaters, turn the porch light off and don't answer the door. Duh!

Sounds to me like this guy was just looking for an excuse to act a little pervy.
by Grumpy_Person on Fri Nov 02, 07 4:29am [+]

Oh!! Human NUDITY!!
I can't STAND IT!! OOOHH!

we are sooooo phuktup!
by aplmac on Fri Nov 02, 07 11:15am [+]

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