SPOCK TYPE EAR PLASTIC SURGERY IS NOT LOGICAL

SPOCK TYPE EAR PLASTIC SURGERY IS NOT LOGICAL

[+] ballot by UncleRandy
created Sat Nov 03, 07
Ever thought of getting yourself a permanent pair of Star Trek Vulcan ears? A day trip to the plastic surgeon can get that done for you. This body modification is said to enhance the music listening experience, but then, you have to go around looking like Spock to enjoy that questionable benefit.

Highlights of ear sculpting
a. This is a comparatively recent trend.
b. The procedure is safe and can be easily tolerated by patients.
c. It is a one-day-surgery and involves the use of local anesthesia.
d. It involves the careful dissection of the structures at the upper pole of the earlobe.
e. The reshaping is done by modellation of a chondro-cutaneous flap, which contains the cartilage and skin of the patient.
f. The new shape is fixed with absorbable sutures and the skin is closed with unabsorbable uninterrupted sutures.
g. The new ears are bandaged for a week.
h. Sutures are removed after 2 weeks.
i. Results are visible after the removal of the bandage, but the swelling of soft tissues and the final shape of the ear is seen after 3 to 4 weeks.

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You got to be kidding
Forget the ears, I want those Andorian Antenna's

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COMMENTS:
Voted : You got to be kidding
Oh no. Now I can't concentrate on my prayers or sleep because I'm distracted by someone with elf ears.

Though larger ears do help at hearing, I really don't think expanding your upper earlobes to that small of an extent will make that much of a difference. It's not like she's out running around in the wild listening for field mice and insects to devour.

by Grumpy_Person on Sat Nov 03, 07 8:57pm [+]

I like the before and after pictures too.

Before, she looked so sad and gloomy. But after, she's all smiles like her life is now complete. LOL

by Grumpy_Person on Sat Nov 03, 07 8:59pm [+]

Voted : You got to be kidding
Silliest thing I've heard of since dog neuticles.

by mojo on Sun Nov 04, 07 3:57am [+]

Voted : You got to be kidding
^ What the Wise Lady said.

by Truthseeker013 on Sun Nov 04, 07 4:36am [+]