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THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN OLD AGE...


[+] joke ballot by thesoothsayer
ACTIVE Sun Nov 04, 07 - Mon Nov 03, 08

Everyone wants to live a long life, but no one wants to get old...you just can't have it both ways...so, what are the things we can look forward to in those "golden years" ?

Hip replacement
False teeth
Wheel chairs
Shuffleboard
Bedpans
Silver hair
No Hair
Mush
Death
Depends
Incontinence
Senility
dry humping granny
Nursing home abuse
Being anonymous and disrespected
Losing your drivers license
Loss of control of everything
Driving for miles and miles with your turn signal on
The Donut Hole (reg, TM, copy)
Not a damn thing
Snarling at everyone
free time
Getting a colostomy bag
Getting robbed by bogus gas meter readers


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COMMENTS:
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
by mojo on Sun Nov 04, 07 8:57am [+]

Voted : Loss of control of everything
A good friend of my mum says, "There's nothing golden about the golden years." From what I've observed (at least in this culture), she's right.
by mojo on Sun Nov 04, 07 9:02am [+]

I forgot what I was going to type. Man I hate getting old.
by UncleRandy on Sun Nov 04, 07 1:21pm [+]

Voted : The Donut Hole (reg, TM, copy)
Those of you who aren't presently enjoying Medicare...brace yourselves.
by Truthseeker013 on Sun Nov 04, 07 5:19pm [+]

Voted : free time
How old is old? I know elderly people in their late 80's that still go bowling. I know people in their 20's without hair,teeth, etc.....
It ain't just old people that lose things. Letsee, what else was I going to say.........Rats, I forgot.
by jj60sn on Mon Nov 05, 07 7:15am [+]

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