best : REPERCUSSIONS OF BUSH & CHENEY'S INVASION OF THE NORTH POLE. [+] ballot by maxxman ACTIVE Mon Nov 05, 07 - Tue Nov 04, 08 Always looking to expand their empire,Bush & Cheney look usurp Santa Claus monopoly on Christmas. What would the results be. Bush & Cheney justify their Invasion by saying Santa is building an Elf army, and hiding W.M.D's. Exxon,Mobil,Shell and others follow on the heels of the invasion, searching for oil in the Polar Ice All North Pole post Invasion contracts go to Haliburton. Santa goes into exile, and forms a coalition government with the Dalai Lama. All North Pole Santa's Workshop positions are outsourced to India. Chinese laborers are brought in to replace the Elves,lowering the quality of said product. The Bush daughters tur the indigenous elves into raging Alcoholics with their constant partying . Michael Vick is brought in to "reeducate and train" Santas Reindeer. Lynndie England is given a free hand in Elf interigation. Marked rise in acts of Inuit insurgency Ballot #119158 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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