prediction : CHANGES IN CHRISTMAS IF DICK CHENEY WAS SANTA CLAUS. [+] ballot by maxxman ACTIVE Mon Nov 19, 07 - Tue Nov 18, 08 Talk about Hell freezing over. The biggest Holiday Buzzkill in the history of mankind. What would happen? Nickname would change from "Jolly Saint Nick" to "Jolly Saint Prick". Cheney would kick Rudolf to the curb,slap a red ball on Bush's nose, and make him pull the sleigh. At the mall, M.I.L.F's would be sitting on his lap instead of kids. After checking his list, all the naughty kids would be groomed for careers in the C.I.A. The North Pole would start to look like Hitlers Bunker. There'd be a lot of dirty Ho - Ho - Ho's brought in from Washington D.C. Marion Barry would be Frosty the Snowman with a Crackpipe. All the depressed Elves would start smoking Misteltoe, and Drinking heavily. Christmas would be cancelled. All the naughty kids who disagreed with his policies would be shipped off to Gitmo. Shock and awe attack on the North Pole. Elves greet the troops as liberators All the kids, naughty or nice... Ballot #119381 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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