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FINISH THIS RHYME: PARIS AND BRITNEY ARE THROWING A BASH!....


[+] ballot by maxxman
ACTIVE Tue Nov 27, 07 - Wed Nov 26, 08

You may be a poet,who can make any word rhyme.
Impress me and your friends, cause now is the time!

R.S.V.P. if you're White Trailer Trash.
Bring lots of Condoms, that's some overworked Gash!
Don't you dare show up if you've got style or panache.
They'll be drinking a "40" and smoking some Hash.
Everyone there's a Bogart, keep an eye on your stash.
Lindsey Lohan showed up with a very loud Crash.
If you sleep with either of them, you'll get more than a Rash!
Britney's not wearing panties, and she loves to flash!
Hit it one or two times, then do the 40 yard dash.
Both of them loaded with liquor and cash
Some say they have talent, I say balderdash!
Do them and you'll be lucky to get off with a rash.
Both wearing nothing that's likely to clash.
But I don't want crablice in my beard or mustache.
Tie a board to your Ass, or you'll fall in with a Splash.
They had a Phoenix Suns Orgy, and gave the clap to Steve Nash.
The food really sucked, they served Corned Beef and Hash.
A Dominatrix showed up, and gave them the Lash!
They,ll do Vaginal Tricks, Ping Pong Balls they will Mash!
One will get fucked, the other smashed!


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COMMENTS:
Sorry about my 3rd choice. Didn't notice that the rash one had already been done.
by Lemmingstraggler on Tue Nov 27, 07 11:06pm [+]

How can I relate 'mash' to those two?....
by Gnomehunter1 on Wed Nov 28, 07 1:01am [+]

First Laugh of the Morn!!!!!!
by Truthseeker013 on Wed Nov 28, 07 5:08am [+]

Voted : Bring lots of Condoms, that's some overworked Gash!
Sorry. The first word that came to mind was "gash".
by _Beelzebubba on Wed Nov 28, 07 9:27am [+]

Voted : R.S.V.P. if you're White Trailer Trash.
How friggin dare anyone out there make fun of britney after all she has been through.

She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two friggin kids.

Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now shes going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.

SHE’S A HUMAN! What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.

She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE.

LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!

LEEEAVE BRITTTTNEY ALLLLLONE!…..Please.
by FrisbeeFromFlorida on Sat Dec 15, 07 12:05pm [+]

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