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CHANGES IN CHRISTMAS IF SANTA WAS REPLACED BY A GANGSTA RAPPER.

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CHANGES IN CHRISTMAS IF SANTA WAS REPLACED BY A GANGSTA RAPPER.


[+] ballot by maxxman
ACTIVE Thu Nov 29, 07 - Fri Nov 28, 08

Santa's going from the North Pole to the Hood.
He's gone old school, takin a course in Nigganometry,and turned himself into an Entreprenegro! What's in store for Christmas!

The Red and White hat and coat are replaced with an Old School Dope Superfly Wardrobe.
This new Santa needs a lot more than Thre Ho's.
Misteltoe has got to go, the only weed now is Chronic.
Kids can't leave cookies and milk, leave a Forty,a Twenty Dolla Rock, and some Cheetohs!
The Sleighs been replaced by a Pimpin G - Ride.
Toys will be delivered drive by style.
Rudolf's been taken to Michael Vicks house, Santas new gold teeth will cut through the fog.
Progress will be slowed by the police constantly pulling him over.
You'll know he's been there when you notice your car's not in the drive way.
Da Elves are kicked to the curb, and replaced with Jitts from da hood!
Drive-by sleighings
Christmas carols would be void of melody, harmony and chord progression.
Jews would encourage Christians to celebrate their holiday.
White girls would have traffic jammed up for miles to get to the malls.


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COMMENTS:
Voted : Drive-by sleighings
"Ho-ho-ho, bee-yotch!"
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Nov 29, 07 5:14am [+]

Voted : White girls would have traffic jammed up for miles to get to the malls.
Why do you think they call it "Black Friday"? 017
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Nov 29, 07 10:43am [+]

Voted : Drive-by sleighings
I saw Notorious B.I.G. shooting Santa Claus.
by FrisbeeFromFlorida on Sat Dec 15, 07 11:55am [+]

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