prediction : ACCUSED BRITISH FLASHER USES "SMALL WEENER" DEFENSE [+] ballot by UncleRandy created Fri Nov 30, 07 Do you really want to admit that you have a small penis to get out of going to jail? Maybe, if you're Michael Carney, 41 of Great Britain. A BRITISH man accused of being a serial flasher who sexually assaulted girls as young as 13 has told a court his genitals were very small and he would be too embarrassed to expose them. Michael Carney, 41, also showed the jury in Teeside Crown Court photographs as proof, the BBC reported. "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that," Carney told the court. "My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average." The defence didn't work because the father of two from Stockton in Teesside was convicted of seven counts of outraging public decency. The jury was then told he had five convictions for sex assaults. The court was told Carney exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home. He was also spotted naked on the driveway of his home. What a Dumb Fuck! If the rubber doesn't fit you must acquit Ballot #119573 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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