best : REDNECK SEXUAL DEFINITIONS. [+] ballot by maxxman ACTIVE Tue Dec 04, 07 - Wed Dec 03, 08 Put on your White Trash Thinking Cap. You only need to energize a few brain cells. Erection: When Japanese people vote. Foreplay: Rich Country Club Assholes, messin around before a Golf game. Fellatio: One of those Italian Opera singers. Cunnilingus: One of those tricky Irish people. Genitals: White Christian Church going folk. Condoms: Tall buildings where Yankees live on the Alabama Gulf Coast. Masturbate: What Professional Bass Fishermen use. Inbred: Those fancy sweet rolls you get at a hotel. Sodomy: That fast growing grass they put on football fields. Orgasmic: Those pesticide free vegetables Yuppies like. First cousin: Future ex-wife Homosapien: HomERsexual Herbatologist: pot grower Outspoken: Bitch won't "sheet up" Terror: A type of dog Vagina - Where General Lee came from Prostitute: To hold a criminal accountable for their actions Penal Implant: An incarcerated convict Testicles: An octopus's arms (it's got eight testicles) Labia: A country in Africa Foreskin: Character in a fairy tale (Rumpled Foreskin was his name) 69: The average rednick IQ Ballot #119618 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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