SHOULD EBONICS BE A LANGUAGE? EBONICS CRIMMUS REMAKE INCLUDED [+] ballot by socal_sweetie ACTIVE Fri Dec 07, 07 - Sat Dec 06, 08 Da Ebonics Crimmus poem...AKA A CRIMMUS in L.A. Wuz de nite befo Crimmus; And all ova da hood; ereybody wuz sleepin; We wuz sleepin good. We hunged up our socks; An hoped like de' heck; That old Santa Clause; Be bringin' our check. All o'de fambly; Wuz layin in dey beds; While Ripple and Thunderbird; Danced through dey heads. I passed out inna' flo; Right nex to my Maw; When I heard sech a fuss; I wuz ready to brawl! I looked out thru da bars; What covered my doe; 'spectin' de sheriff; Wif a warrant fo sho. And what did I see; I said, "Lawd look at dat!!" Ther' wuz a huge watermellon; Pulled by giant warf rats!! Now ober all de years; Santa Clause, he look white; But looks like us bros; Gots a black Sanna t'nite! Faster dan a Po'lees car; My homeboy he came; He whupped on dem rats; An' called dem by name! On Jasper, on 'Lonzo ; And on Willie G; On Saphire, on Chenequa; Dey wuz a site to see!! As he landed dat watta' mellon; Out der in da street; I knowed it was fo' sho'; Da craziest site I ebber did see. He didn't go down no chimbley; He picked da' lock on my doe; An' I sez to myself; "Fo Shzzle!! He did done dis BEFOE!!!" He had dis big bag; Full of prezents I 'xpect; Wid Air Jordans and bling bling; To wear roun' my neck. But he left no good prezents; started stealing junk from my pad; Got my shoes, got my threads, Even got my OWN burglar bag!! Wit my stuff in MY bag; Out da window he flew; I woudda' tried to shank him; But he stoled my 'nife too!! He jumped on dat mellon; An' pulled out his whip; Drinkin and drivin; HEY dats my Old English he sip!! Next year I be hopin': Anutha Sanna we git; Cuz' dis fucken santa... Aint werf a shit!!! Yes, it should be taught as a language. No, but it should be ok to use for jobs, education etc. No, it shouldn't be taught, people should speak proper No and neither should redneck accents be taught. YA'LL teach redneck accents ya' here! NO accent should be used or taught! That's RACIST! Wahhhh!! It shouldn't be used by ANYONE, unless in a joking way It should be taught in da ghetto to fit in! DUH!! I don't care one way or the other, lol I'm sure some ultra liberal will try and force it upon us in the name of "diversity" Register to submit choices Ballot #119681 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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