recommend : ADD A LINE: THE BALLOTEERS' SAGA... [+] joke ballot by thesoothsayer ACTIVE Sat Dec 08, 07 - Sun Dec 07, 08 Add a Line to the story, let's see where it goes...rhyme, no rhyme, change the subject, but please try not to go X-rated... The little Old Man ran out of cheese and decided to go to the mall... He was on his way to buy some cheese, when guess who he saw in the hall? 'Twas ol' Dick Cheney clutching his chest and when he breathed he'd wheeze. The little Old Man asked if he was ok, and if he knew where to find some good cheese. Dick replied, I know a shop with extraordinary cheddar Where the gorgonzola's the very top, but their brie could be a bit better. But as he paused, Dick suddenly turned pale And fell to his knees and let out a wail I am undone, for seeking to please This little old man who was looking for cheese I totally betrayed my own set of ethics For eating animal products is totally sick! But I'm still on my way to get cheese But I can't lock the door because I can't find the keys And I can't find the locksmith's number, help me, please And Dick lyin' here, I'd better get help His face has turned blue, and he's starting to yelp! When suddenly Dick got up off his back Said, "Bring me my shotgun! I heard something quack!" When lo and behold a duck walked on by Stepped right up to Dick, and spit in his eye Dick frantically groped for his rifle For everybody knows, with Dick you don't trifle The duck shook it off and chased him all over Like Dick's butt was the range, and the duck a Range Rover Dick was hauling ass, but the duck was closing in fast Cried the duck, "Say your prayers Dick, I've got you at last!" The old man said Duck, please, please don't bite Dick, I know he deserves it, but he is quite sick Plus he knows where there's cheddar, which I really need For cheddar's the staple upon which I feed And bereft of my cheddar I surely must die So I need Dick, he will be my guide I know dick deserves it, but please let Dick slide If I save his life, he may give me a ride If you watch my house (and please look for my keys) I'll bring to you, a nice treat back Plus I'll get you a job, selling Aflac Upon hearing this, the duck was in awe He said, "can I help you guys get back to you car" "Can I buy you a drink? Would you like a cigar?" Dick was relieved, the duck had calmed down So we got in his car, and headed downtown The lights are much brighter there You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares You can buy most anything, even housewares There's a V.I.P. spot at the end of the mall It's close to the cheese shop down the hall Ballot #119701 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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