WHO WILL LEND ME A HAND? I NEED A HAND HERE.

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WHO WILL LEND ME A HAND? I NEED A HAND HERE.

[+] joke ballot by fivenotes
ACTIVE Fri Dec 14, 07 - Sat Dec 13, 08
I promise not to fart or poop on it. I just have this itch I can reach but don't want to use my own hand since I know when it get's scratched I will pee on the hand and since I'm eating I really don't want to do that.

So can ya lend a hand?

Screw you.
(Puts on glove) SURE
Sure just let me slip in this body condom.
When you get a job come back and ask.
Sure! I can use the pee for racecar fuel.
Surely you must be joking.. (I will scratch your scrotch but nothing more)
lol

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COMMENTS:
Voted : (Puts on glove) SURE
Anything for a friend!

by Truthseeker013 on Sat Dec 15, 07 4:32am [+]

Voted : Sure! I can use the pee for racecar fuel.
I had a dog that did that one time, he'd pee a little when you scratched him.

Anyway, do you use your pee to fuel the racecars made out of poo?

by Grumpy_Person on Sat Dec 15, 07 5:17am [+]

Nope, I'm eating too. I'll lend you my dog's tongue though, she's not fussy, I've seen her lick her cooche.

by britvic55 on Sat Dec 15, 07 8:20am [+]

I will send you this dismembered arm I found along the highway. I'm not lending it to you, though. It's a GIFT. Please feel free to keep it.

by forgetmenot on Sat Dec 15, 07 11:13am [+]

Voted : (Puts on glove) SURE
Silicone fingercot, more like :-))

by mojo on Sat Dec 15, 07 2:54pm [+]

Voted : Sure! I can use the pee for racecar fuel.
He he he

by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sat Dec 15, 07 3:15pm [+]

Voted : lol
I wasn't expecting this one so i had to laugh out loud! I didn't even THINK it was gonna be a fivenotes ballot, lol

by socal_sweetie on Sat Dec 15, 07 6:02pm [+]

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