GOLD PILL MAKES YOUR POOP GLITTER

prediction : GOLD PILL MAKES YOUR POOP GLITTER

[+] ballot by UncleRandy
created Sun Dec 16, 07
If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth." That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet (and if you do, please don't send us the pictures). This is either genius social commentary or a brilliant way to bilk rich people out of their money. If Wong's name sounds familiar, it's probably because he also created the $2,000 ccPhone.

The perfect gift for those who everything
Now I've seen everything
If you want your shit to glitter, just eat 'Glitter'
Why didn't I think of this
Mine already does
How do you think Goldfinger got so gold?

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Why didn't I think of this
And here I am, piddling around trying to perfect the Orgasmatron 6000...

by Truthseeker013 on Sun Dec 16, 07 11:14am [+]

Truth...

Give that pill to this girl from one of my previous posts ballot #119391

by UncleRandy on Sun Dec 16, 07 11:27am [+]

Voted : Now I've seen everything
All that glitters is not gold. Just eat your Hershey Kisses, the kind with almonds, with the tinfoil wrappers still on them, and it'll probably have the same effect. I'm still waiting for Dayglo capsules (should be awesome with blacklights installed around the rim of the toilet).

by Lemmingstraggler on Sun Dec 16, 07 7:50pm [+]

Voted : Now I've seen everything
How utterly depressing.

by mojo on Mon Dec 17, 07 5:18am [+]

Voted : Mine already does
Nothing impresses the ladies like showing them how your dookie twinkles.

by _Beelzebubba on Mon Dec 17, 07 9:18am [+]