DID JESUS MASTURBATE?

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DID JESUS MASTURBATE?

[+] ballot by ramaDUNG
ACTIVE Wed Dec 19, 07 - Thu Dec 18, 08
Inspired by the theme song for "Life of Brian"...

Jesus is said to have died when he was approximately 33 and is not reported as ever having had a sexual partner.

So, if he actually existed, did he take himself in hand? Did he visit Rosie Palm & her five sisters? Did he, indeed, bash the bishop?

He wanked like a beast
He took cold showers
He had cold showers delivered
He took golden showers

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COMMENTS:
Voted : He wanked like a beast
You know it's true, lol!

by ramaDUNG on Wed Dec 19, 07 2:24am [+]

Voted : He had cold showers delivered
One of the many perks of having a dad high up in the pecking order...

by Truthseeker013 on Wed Dec 19, 07 5:02am [+]

^ Ha ha! If that's true I bet his neighbours got pissed off with all the small localised thunderstorms when he was in his teens.

by ramaDUNG on Wed Dec 19, 07 5:18am [+]

Voted : He took golden showers
The virgin mary was forever washing the stains off his duvet.

by winston on Wed Dec 19, 07 5:50am [+]

I blame the parents. He was probably influenced by the coming of the Lord. Kumbaya m'lud :o)

by britvic55 on Wed Dec 19, 07 6:37am [+]

yeah i reckon he was either whacking off to biblical porn...women in full clothing..flashing their..GASP..Ankles...or he was getting the old man to provid ice cold showers whenever the urge came on.

by Brit_Airborne on Wed Dec 19, 07 6:42am [+]

Well, masturbating is better than raping children like your buddy Mohammed.

by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Wed Dec 19, 07 7:14am [+]

^ I think all god-botherers are credulous dickheads mate.

Thanks for popping in to confirm my suspicions though, lol!

by ramaDUNG on Wed Dec 19, 07 7:45am [+]

Voted : He wanked like a beast
Most likely there is a sin loophole theat the big J found,like not using his hands.Maybe telekenisis?Just a guess.

by Qui_Qui on Wed Dec 19, 07 9:01am [+]

well merry christmas to you too!

by LCD on Wed Dec 19, 07 10:48am [+]

^Ha ha :-)

Ah well, christmas isn't really about jesus is it?

We all know it's to commemorate the birth of santa.

by ramaDUNG on Wed Dec 19, 07 11:29am [+]

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