best : PICKUP LINES USED BY SANTA ON CHRISTMAS EVE. [+] ballot by maxxman ACTIVE Mon Dec 24, 07 - Tue Dec 23, 08 What's He say when saint Nickie wants a quickie? How about my Chestnuts roasting on the open fire of your tongue? "Honey, you could even say it glows. Wanna get sleighed? Let's play International War 2007, I'll be Iraq, and you can blow the hell out of me! Lady with your smile so bright, won't you be my lay tonite? Come sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want. Then sit on Santa's face, and give him what he wants! My bag is empty, but there's something in my pants just for you. If you want to see the North Pole, unbuckle my pants and head south! (getting a hooker) HO HO HO I'm gonna slide down you chimney. How about letting Ol' Santa reach down inside your stocking. Wanna see my winter wonderland? Ballot #122028 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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