TIMES YOU FELT LIKE A DIRTY YEAR OLD MAN OR WOMAN

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TIMES YOU FELT LIKE A DIRTY YEAR OLD MAN OR WOMAN

[+] serious ballot by larrynelmira
ACTIVE Thu Jan 24, 08 - Fri Jan 23, 09
I changed the diaper of a three year old boy the other day and he had some on his penis, of course I had to wipe it off, but as I was doing that he kept saying, "feels good" with a big grin on his face, it was making me feel like a dirty old man and very uncomfortable.

When I told my instructor she laughed and laughed and she still laughs whenever I give my report on this boy.

Have you ever had times when you were innocently doing something but circumstances made you feel like a dirty old man or woman and do you think this situation described is so funny, as my instructor seems to think it is?

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Yes and it is funny
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No, but it is funny

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COMMENTS:
lol, not dirty year old, why did I write that?
I meant to say dirty old man or woman.

by larrynelmira on Thu Jan 24, 08 10:46am [+]

Voted : No
No! But that kid seems like a freak in the making. Sorry, not to be cruel, but what a Perv HE is!

by patch22us on Thu Jan 24, 08 11:04am [+]

Voted : No and not funny
Sick kid, imo. I would take a long f-ing shower and go get baptized again.

by ThisIsNate on Thu Jan 24, 08 11:41am [+]

Voted : No
At least I can't recall ever making that trip.

by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jan 24, 08 11:46am [+]

Voted : Yes and it is funny
That's FUCKIN HILARIOUS!

by nuckinfutz on Thu Jan 24, 08 11:48am [+]

Voted : Yes and it is funny
Despite what people here think (you have all mastrubated once or twice in your lifetime) it is completely normal behavior for a 3 year old.

Kids discover their bodies at a young age, it is normal guys...*sheesh* You are all the FREAKS!

by ladyshanalyn on Thu Jan 24, 08 1:23pm [+]

Well you have a child LadyShanalyn, so I'll take your word for it. Just keep in mind, most of us wouldn't remember being that much of a PERV at the age of 3. :) Should I ask my parents if I ever said "that feels good?" :)

by patch22us on Thu Jan 24, 08 1:32pm [+]

I know boys that age touch and play down there but it made me uncomfortable, I think society might have a lot to do with me feeling this way, as innocent as it was on my part, someone else might think I was doing something inappropriate to this boy.

by larrynelmira on Thu Jan 24, 08 1:38pm [+]

^especially because he is a patient in a hospital, we have to be so careful what we say what we do so not to be misunderstood

by larrynelmira on Thu Jan 24, 08 1:48pm [+]

I know Larry. A friend of my family has this little daughter. I think she's 4?? Anyway, if you hold her, the little freak sucks her thumb and rubs your face and looks right at you. It's like she's a Cat or something. It's FREAKY! I cannot stand her. I had to hold her some months back and I just wanted to toss her to someone else because it's like she's almost, I don't know. Just a weird little girl. I guess Ladyshanalyn knows more about kids, but all I know is, some of them freak me out big time. I hope that's not offensive or anything.

by patch22us on Thu Jan 24, 08 2:48pm [+]

Voted : No and not funny
Sounds like that wasn't your day.

by skylab on Thu Jan 24, 08 3:49pm [+]

Be glad the kid didn't pee on you when you free his little fella from the diaper.

by UncleRandy on Thu Jan 24, 08 5:40pm [+]

Voted : Yes and it is funny
What ladyshanalyn said. The boy didn't know why it felt good, he was just being honest in telling you that it did.

Reminds me of the time that I was changing my nephew's diaper right after he woke up. He told me "Look, Mr. Winky's big! Make sure you clean him off good too." That was before I even touch his 'Mr. Winky'. lol

Good move though in telling your instructor about it. You never know when some little kid will tell his parents about 'the nurse man making him feel good' down there without knowing what the ramifications of saying something like that could be. Then you'll have someone to back you up if some parent decides that they want to cash in on a sexual assault suit.

by Grumpy_Person on Thu Jan 24, 08 6:00pm [+]

^ yeah, in todays world, that could happen

by larrynelmira on Thu Jan 24, 08 7:17pm [+]

I get that the kid doesn't understand what's going on, just that it feels good, but strangely my gag reflex isn't dying down though. "Feels good with a big grin on his face." *shudders*

by ThisIsNate on Thu Jan 24, 08 7:29pm [+]

What ladyshanalyn and grumpy said.

by mojo on Fri Jan 25, 08 5:46am [+]

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