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NAME SOME COMMON LIES PEOPLE TELL

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NAME SOME COMMON LIES PEOPLE TELL


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created Thu Jan 08, 04

There are some common lies people have been telling for centuries. Can think of one to add to the list?

The Check Is In The Mail
I Won't Cum In Your Mouth
Honey I'll Never Cheat On You
Eight and a half inches
I'm not a pedophile. No really, I'm not.
This won't hurt a bit.
Democrats Want To Help You.
Republicans Care About Working People
Americans are heros
There is a Santa Claus.
I've slept with plenty of women
Canadians aren't really boring.
I used to be alot thinner
I'll Pay You Back On Friday
Liberals a really nice people
Tax cuts solve problems
I got nothing against Black People
I won't lay a finger on your daughter
It was that way when I got here
I love you
Oh baby, that was SOOOO good!
Penny Arcade is funny.
I missed you so much!
I'll give you a call.
I'm still a virgin
I dance naked to support my child
I wasn't speeding Officer
america won world war 2
americans are slim, intelligent a
I Think About You All The Time
It wasn't me.
OH, IT'S SOOO BIG!
I just had a cold shower
My wife doesn't understand me
Englishwomen are sexy
I didn't marry you for your money
I never lie
this is the last time i swear
I had a great time!
You hate Ja Rule because of 50 Cent
I don't fancy ___(name)
I had no choice
I only did it once
Yeah, I'm coming to your party
You're not fat....
My dick is 20 inches long
Size doesn't matter


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COMMENTS:
"When I was your age, I had things a lot harder, but I always did what I was supposed to." ~common parental lie
by Wark on Fri Jan 16, 04 11:54am [+]

americans are slim, intelligent and know a lot about the rest of the world
by Phil_Mcrotch on Tue Mar 09, 04 9:26am [+]

Another good one you may hear some day, "you're the first man to ever make me cum"...hee hee...
by Tadema on Sat Apr 03, 04 3:18pm [+]

guys promising not to cum in their girlfriend's mouth
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Apr 14, 04 4:19am [+]

^classic^
by duckhead on Wed Apr 14, 04 3:53pm [+]

** karma **
by Dingleberry on Thu Apr 15, 04 1:14am [+]

"guys promising not to cum in their girlfriend's mouth" preempted by the most infamous pre-"O" lie, "I love you"!
by MO_ on Thu Apr 15, 04 12:58pm [+]

"When I was your age I had to walk to school 10 miles each way in a blizzard, uphill both ways"
by Chuck_U_Farley on Fri Apr 23, 04 4:43pm [+]

" your records are private!!! .. yeah, right!
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Feb 24, 05 12:18pm [+]

Size doesn't matter
by sfgrump on Tue Mar 15, 05 12:19am [+]

evrything is a lie including this!!!!!!!!
by Guest User from [67.122.107.4] on Sat Jan 13, 07 7:52pm [+]

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