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TEXAS WISDOM?

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TEXAS WISDOM?


[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Tue Feb 12, 08 - Sun Nov 07, 10

Always drink upstream from the herd
Don’t squat with your spurs on
If you’re ridin ahead of the herd, take a look back to make sure it’s still there
If you think you’re a person of some influence try orderin’ someone else’s dog aro
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day
It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep
There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket
Never slap a man who’s chewin’ tobacco
Cow tipping is unsportsmanlike
If you can't find oil in Texas, ask your daddy for help.
Get out of Texas.


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COMMENTS:
Voted : If you think you’re a person of some influence try orderin’ someone else’s dog aro
The last word should've said "around."
by RunsWithScissors on Tue Feb 12, 08 8:29am [+]

There are three kinds of men: Those that learn by reading. Those that learn by observation. And the rest of us, that have to pee on the electric fence for ourselves.
by RunsWithScissors on Tue Feb 12, 08 8:30am [+]

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
by RunsWithScissors on Tue Feb 12, 08 8:31am [+]

Voted : If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’
Wise advice.
by skylab on Tue Feb 12, 08 10:37am [+]

Voted : If you can't find oil in Texas, ask your daddy for help.
by _Beelzebubba on Tue Feb 12, 08 2:05pm [+]






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