REMEMBER CHRIS ROCK COMEDY ROUTINE ABOUT BLACK VICE PRESIDENT?

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REMEMBER CHRIS ROCK COMEDY ROUTINE ABOUT BLACK VICE PRESIDENT?


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ACTIVE Tue Feb 12, 08 - Wed Feb 11, 09

on saturday night live:

"Now as you know, there's been alot of talk about a black vice president. And I just wanna tell the world that it'll never happen. As long as you live you will never see a black vice president, you know why? Because some black guy would just kill the president. I'd do it. If Colin Powell was vice president, I'd kill the president and tell his mother about it. What would happen to me? What would they do? Put me in jail with a bunch of black guys that would treat me like a king for the rest of my life? I would be the biggest star in jail, alright, people would be coming up to me and I'd be signing autographs: "97-KY, here you go." Guys would be going: "You're the brother that shot Bush. And you told his mother about it huh? I hope my children turn out to be just like you, Man, you know I was getting ready to rape you until I realized who you were. And even if they had a death penalty, what would happen? I'd just be pardoned by the black president. So you see, Dennis, it would not be in George Bush's best intrests to place Colin Powell on the ticket. "


if Obama becomes president, should he worry about some idiot out there shooting him so white VP becomes president?

silly notion
real worry


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COMMENTS:
Voted : real worry
Some racist idiot will try , that really does worry me.
by larrynelmira on Tue Feb 12, 08 4:56pm [+]

Voted : silly notion
NO, lol. That's great though. I didn't know Chris Rock could be funny.
by ThisIsNate on Tue Feb 12, 08 5:06pm [+]

Americans live in two separate countries, I've noticed
by larrynelmira on Tue Feb 12, 08 5:09pm [+]

ohh, I read that wrong, but I do believe some idiot, would try to kill Obama
by larrynelmira on Tue Feb 12, 08 5:11pm [+]

Any President needs to worry about assasination. Besides, who is to say, if he is elected, his VP will be White? Hillary, if elected, has as much to worry about because there are nuts out there that would not want a Woman as President.

To solve the dilema, it's probably a good idea that I be installed as President for Life. :)
by patch22us on Tue Feb 12, 08 7:39pm [+]

Voted : silly notion
Although anything's possible...
see closed ballot #110680
by thesoothsayer on Tue Feb 12, 08 9:38pm [+]

Voted : real worry
This is a real worry in the Black community. I recently heard a statement about it that is, resultantly, one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time, which I've already shared with mojo and Lemmingstraggler.

Q) How does the Obama campaign insure that he's never the target of an assassin?

A) Name Al Sharpton as his Vice President...

by Truthseeker013 on Thu Feb 14, 08 6:33am [+]






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