SIGNS YOU'VE HIRED A BAD EASTER BUNNY? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Sat Mar 22, 08 - Thu Dec 16, 10 Shows up wearing the costume head and nothing else Reeks of tequila and Easter egg dye Habitually licks and grooms himself Not really a hop -- more of a drug impaired stumble Easter basket is filled with menthol cigarettes He's been wearing the suit since November Costume is made from animal skin he scraped off the interstate For an extra $20, parents can buy an oz. of his special "Easter grass" Keeps muttering something about "infidels" and "jihad". he laid those brown eggs himself He's hippity-hopped up on crack Keeps rubbing himself for good luck Keeps rubbing YOU for good luck Hands out cyber-Easter eggs instead of real ones Ballot #124793 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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