GOOD NUMBER OF CHILDREN TO HAVE

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GOOD NUMBER OF CHILDREN TO HAVE

[+] joke ballot by LCD
ACTIVE Mon Mar 24, 08 - Tue Mar 24, 09
it's good to have 3,4, or 6 children.

that way when you buy a dozen donuts, they all get the same amount. 4, 3, or 2 each.

what the good, practical number?

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12 or more

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COMMENTS:
Voted : 3
I got my nuts snipped after three.

With a 4-bedroom house and cars that can only seat 5 (not a fan of minivans) we just didn't have room for any more to live or travel comfortably.

If I had more wealth, believe me I'd be spreading my seed like a cropduster. 023

by _Beelzebubba on Mon Mar 24, 08 1:10pm [+]

^LOL

I don't think I would have the courage to snip anything down there.

Besides, us Catholics believe...

(singing)
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

by LCD on Mon Mar 24, 08 1:13pm [+]

Only as many as you are willing and able to raise so that they will be good citizens.

by Black_Lava on Mon Mar 24, 08 1:18pm [+]

Voted : 8
8 is a great number, especially if they're all about 1- 2 years apart, maximum.

by patch22us on Mon Mar 24, 08 1:28pm [+]

LCD that song is funny! Did you make it up?

by patch22us on Mon Mar 24, 08 1:29pm [+]

^ I wish I was that creative.

you can probably find it under "the sperm song" at youtube. it's from the Monty python's Meaning of life, another movie not to be missed. :)

by LCD on Mon Mar 24, 08 2:27pm [+]

Wtf, how bout none?

by ThisIsNate on Mon Mar 24, 08 3:31pm [+]

Voted : 12 or more
If I had the working equipment and a willing goddess to procreate with.

by Truthseeker013 on Mon Mar 24, 08 4:22pm [+]

(doubled over in pain after reading the post of the Wise Man on the top floor)

by Truthseeker013 on Mon Mar 24, 08 4:24pm [+]

^^ It wasn't that bad, really.

Thank goodness for that great invention... frozen peas. eek

by _Beelzebubba on Tue Mar 25, 08 4:55am [+]

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