AXIOMS, POSTULATES, COROLLARIES, HYPOTHESES, LAWS AND THEOREMS... [+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba Come on, smart-asses. make up your own. (Watch out for the character limit.) The methane content of a fart in elevator = the hotness of the girl who gets on next floor 2x diameter of a hoop earring (cm)= the number of years she won't be receiving child support Angle (degrees) off-center of baseball cap = number hours of MTV watched per week If you perceive four ways things can go wrong, a fifth will promptly develop Speed of computer = cost ² (squared) One sperm donation=I have 4 kids and 9 of them live in Texas. The extent of how puffed-up you feel today = how humiliated you will feel tomorrow. Angle of dangle = Heat of Meat SORRY, THIS POLL IS NOW CLOSED. Ballot #125293 : Voting Finished : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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