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WAYS TO SCARE THAT ANNOYING NEIGHBOR KID?

WAYS TO SCARE THAT ANNOYING NEIGHBOR KID?


[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Thu Apr 03, 08 - Tue Dec 28, 10

Stare at him and say "the people in my head don't like you"
Hide under the porch and grab his legs when he walks by
Tell him you'll bury him with the rest of the kids that ticked you off
Call him and say your hiding in his basement
Tell him, "Yeah, but do you know who your REAL parents are?"
Tell him his house was built on a graveyard
"Oh my god! You live in THAT house?"
Stare at him through his bedroom window in the middle of the night
"Hmm... You look like you'd be mighty tasty with taters n' gravy"
Ask him/her, "Would you like to see my knife collection?"
Tell him, "That sure is a scary monster under your bed."
Tell her, "All nightmares come true."
Show him a picture of a vagina
Tell him his parents bought him used at a thrift shop
Eletricify your Political Sign Out Front.
Wear a Michael Jackson mask and invite him in.
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COMMENTS:
"Call him and say your hiding in his basement"

grrr... that should say "you're" not "your" The self edit isn't working.
by RunsWithScissors on Thu Apr 03, 08 10:58pm [+]

Voted : "Hmm... You look like you'd be mighty tasty with taters n' gravy"
And then tell them the story about how you had to eat your children to survive the Great Depression.
by Grumpy_Person on Thu Apr 03, 08 11:15pm [+]

And then remind them that we might be headed for an economic recession...
by Grumpy_Person on Thu Apr 03, 08 11:16pm [+]

Voted : Stare at him through his bedroom window in the middle of the night
In an evil clown costume.
by forgetmenot on Thu Apr 03, 08 11:24pm [+]

^ Hell, that would scare me.

Reminds me of the time not too long ago me and my dad was working in his workroom outside. I glanced at the window and saw this black and white cat on the other side of the window just staring in at us, with eyes real wide. He stared for a couple of seconds and then ran off.

Just a cat, but sort of creepy. The same cat has done it once since then. I guess that's their neighborhood peeping tom. Literally.
by Grumpy_Person on Fri Apr 04, 08 12:28am [+]

^ LOL!!!
by mojo on Fri Apr 04, 08 5:54am [+]

self edit works now.
by LCD on Fri Apr 04, 08 11:20am [+]

Voted : Tell him his parents bought him used at a thrift shop
and now that he's getting too old, they are going to donate him back and get another used kid.
by forgetmenot on Fri Apr 04, 08 8:07pm [+]





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