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REASONS WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE FOR WORK?

REASONS WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE FOR WORK?


[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Sun Apr 06, 08 - Fri Dec 31, 10

Long line at the drive-thru window at McDonald's
Overslept
I hate my job
I take the scenic route everyday
I was on the internet
I was abducted by Aliens
My car broke down
I was mugged
The Playboy channel was on
Those flying monkeys keep distracting me
All of the above
I was raped by Bigfoot
Hungover
Management Is Overbearing Assholes
Because I'm banging the boss's wife
I had to poop
Playing games online
Glue Truck overturned and I was stuck in traffic
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I am NEVER late for work, so if I ever were to be, it would be SOMEBODY ELSE'S fault.
by forgetmenot on Sun Apr 06, 08 11:30pm [+]

Voted : All of the above
While looking at the Playboy channel on the internet, I was abducted by flying monkeys who took the scenic route, because I overslept. Their car broke down and I was then mugged by people waiting in a long drive-thu line at McDonalds. I didn't care because I hate my job.
by Grumpy_Person on Mon Apr 07, 08 12:31am [+]

^Good one!
by RunsWithScissors on Mon Apr 07, 08 2:46am [+]

Thanks. Think it'll work if I actually use it as an excuse?
by Grumpy_Person on Mon Apr 07, 08 2:59am [+]

I always wait until the last minute to go to work because the of the unpleasant work atmosphere.

It's like a Nazi Slave Labor Camp.

No talking, No walking around, everything that goes wrong is YOUR fault, they lie about everything, everything is YOUR responsiblity, no reason excepted for NOT coming work, etc. You get the picture.
by Grapost on Mon Apr 07, 08 11:03am [+]

Voted : Because I'm banging the boss's wife
I'm a dog like that...
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Apr 07, 08 2:22pm [+]

Grapost, that I do. Lived that kind of Hell for eight years.

And, for those who know me and are gaping at my last, I'm really tired, it's been a long, bad day and my inhibitions are somewhere forty miles east of my computer.
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Apr 07, 08 2:23pm [+]

I work for the Federal Government. Need I Say More?
by Grapost on Tue Apr 08, 08 7:00am [+]

^
I thought that you worked for Radio Shack. Many, although not all, of the Upper Management treat you like dirt. Some of the Middle Management are fairly decent. Many of the common workers are good workers.
by UncleMax on Mon Sep 07, 09 8:58pm [+]





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